Worldbuilding Wednesday 5/10/23: Led Zeppelin Songs

A Korean bootleg CD showing the names of the songs in Korean and English. It’s either badly translated, or the song titles are deliberately muffed to avoid copyright laws and stuff like that. If you are a real fan, you will know exactly which songs they are.

 When it comes to Led Zeppelin songs, their titles recall mostly about one thing: Blues, Blues, Blues. Unlike Beatles songs, they didn’t dabble in storytelling or psychedelia. This makes the song titles themselves not too interesting, but they’re also easy to recreate.

Maybe there’s a bootleg of these around somewhere…

 

Led Zeppelin Songs, what is not and what will never be

Queenie’s Got to Dance

Girl I Just Wanna Die

Four Strangers

Bad Intensity

Never Wanna Make Love Again

Desperate Days

Shook Me Proud

Fire in the Black Country

Pride Got Shaken

Guilty as Hell

Desperation in the Rain

Don’t Doubt My Share to Hold

Bad Candy

Black Blood

The Ancestry Song

Hands of Yearning

Sticky Hook

Dazed and Pitiful

Uneasy Calm

Girl I Wanna Squeeze You

Level Eyes

Bonzo’s Whiskey Underground

Winter Lovin’

Lady I Have to Wonder

Do the Dirty Walk

Warn Your Sisters

Too Shook to Eat

The Night Sea

Honey Tangerines

Brown Desert Boogie

Bandfics, Part 1

Led Zeppelin, by artist Matteo Palleli. As is typical of male-created fanart the figures are caricatured and slightly grotesque, though their musical prowress is undisputed. Bonzo and John Paul Jones are more recognizable than Robert and Jimmy.

When discussing rock band fandoms, there are two types.

The first is the “typical” one of love of the music, which also includes listening to albums, attending concerts, and discussing these with other fans who share the same passion. It can run along a scale. At one end are those who buy an album or two, at the other, those who obsessively track down every bootleg and foreign record pressing, buy every media item, and proudly display concert stubs in picture frames. I’ll call this the “male” fandom, even though it has both male and female fans. It’s a love of the band’s output, taken at face value. Creative endeavors, if there are any, are limited to playing the band’s music or creating worshipful artwork.

The other fandom is the “female” one of fanfic and fanart, using the band and its accumulated work, media presence, and history as a springboard for the creator’s own dreams and fantasies.

Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, by Martyra Durska, an example of female-created Led Zeppelin artwork, colorful and fanciful with a delicate sex appeal.

These stories and artwork, likely first scribbled in secret by young teens, took off in the mid 1990s when the internet enabled communication and sharing between them. Unlike the male fandom which is centered on acquiring and discussing what has already happened, the female fandom flies off into creating what-ifs. It accretes on itself with every fresh creation. It is not static, but continuously evolving, and the evolution is shaped by its members. The love of the music and the band is still there, but the focus is on personalities, both of the band members and the band as a whole.

A more complete explanation of band fandom is here.

The first band to inspire widespread bandfic was undoubtedly the Beatles. The technology was not yet there to disseminate fannish creations, yet teens still sketched, wrote, and play-acted stories about the group between themselves. Supposedly some Beatle fan magazines of the 1960s accepted fan stories; yet it’s also safe to say that much of the material was lost to time. (The same could be said of other groups of the day popular with female fans, like Herman’s Hermits or, later, the Osmond Brothers and David Cassidy.)

It took the 1970s for printed fanzines to appear with the arrival of photocopiers and cheap offset printing. But even so, such material remained rare and obscure, until 1993 when listserves, mailing lists, and newsgroups came along, than AOL, Compuserve, and the first websites. Email and internet storage for college students, at least in the U.S., helped fandom along as well.

These days, there are perhaps billions of bandfic stories floating around, both those of the past, and those of the present. As of this writing, Archive of Our Own has the greatest variety, yet fanfiction.net is holding its own, and older archives like rockfic.com are still around. Where once stories were posted on Myspace and Livejournal now they’ve migrated to Tumblr and Wattpad. The platform changes, yet the stories go on and keep multiplying.

Yet, not every band inspires such devotion. In my next post I’ll take a look at what fandoms are trending and where Led Zeppelin fits into all this.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 5/3/23: Hungarian Names

AI art of a good boi

Above is a portrait of the most recent of Hungary’s exports: the Vizsla, wearing a traditional peasant outfit courtesy of AI art. The speedy, good-natured hunting dog joins the rank of other notable exports like paprika, ghoulash, video pioneer Ernie Kovacs, and Gene Simmons (by way of Israel) to name a few.

Situated in Central Europe by Ukraine and Slovakia, Hungary seems like it should be Slavic, but it isn’t. For one thing, the Hungarian language belongs to the Finno-Ugric family, not Slavonic like Russian, Polish, and Czech. This language originated in Western Siberia and traveled with its speakers across northern Russia from the Ural Mountains to present-day Estonia and Finland.  It’s responsible for tongue-twisting Hungarian place names like Székesfehérvár and Hódmezővásárhely, and equally flamboyant personal names, like Bela Lugosi and Ibolya Verebics which sound very odd to Western ears.

Perhaps there will be a day when Hungarian-inspired settings will be as popular in fantasy as Russian ones are. Here’s a few names for then.

 

Hungarian Names

Female

Agneda

Elezsnóra

Ezsansá

Genellá

Imlisa

Jenia

Jenyszina

Lazolnya

Liszánsa

Liszit

Maralaya

Merleszna

Rolina

Senilla

Urszina

Vanalina

Vildrá

Zillima

Zsamana

Male

Abeszelar

Argizslaw

Deniszrylas

Erten

Grisart

Leszras

Lukund

Lutvany

Menszvany

Odelizsár

Ostzund

Rhóces

Seskar

Sigriszard

Tanzos

Vyjnan

Zesmian

Zleás

Zrajian

Surnames

Bajnera

Breznot

Cismora

Csutus

Csuzlej

Daejzec

Draklan

Gignjen

Hobruz

Kadloc

Mazop

Padek

Racsa

Surnmrelzen

Szisbys

Tukszl

Vejnás

Zsytez

Zujzevas

Zeppedee-doo-dah May: Led Zeppelin Fandom

I can’t quite decipher the artist’s name for this illo (it’s at the top, above the zeppelin in the clouds) but the artwork’s a masterful mix of manga and straightforward comic book style.

It’s time for another themed month, and for May it’s… LED ZEPPELIN FANDOM!

NOT musical fandom as in discussing the pros and cons of Jimmy Page’s various guitars or the band’s performances over various tours. I mean Led Zeppelin as people, characters, who inspire fiction and artwork, most often by female fans.

Ready? Let’s go!

Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/26/23: Shades of Yellow

Collage by Beth Hoeckel

Like the color green, the color yellow has a split personality. Yellow, and its cousin gold, can mean wealth, sunlight, cheer and happiness, even life itself. But it is also the color of sweat, feces and urine, cowardice and betrayal, just as green’s sour side is that of poison, jealousy, snot, and pus.

Unlike green, yellow has always an easy pigment to procure. Yellow ochre has been used since prehistoric times for cave painting and, likely, body decor. A certain shade of artist’s paint is still known as Yellow Ochre, even though most yellows have synthetic bases now. The first of these, a bright lemon shade known as Chromium Yellow, was all the rage in the late 1700s. Thomas Jefferson even painted some rooms in Monticello with it. To modern eyes it seems garish; yet in an age of candlelight and lanterns, the bright shade amplified the meager light that was there and made rooms appear larger and brighter when the sun went down.

Indeed, yellow’s propensity for being brighter than white led to its wide use in the construction and manufacturing industry, to denote caution and danger. Taxi cabs, too, are traditionally yellow, to make it easier for passengers to hail them down. Yet, yellow can also be that most neutral of neutral shades in its palest form: cream, which has never gone out of style.

Designer dress, 1967, lemon yellow with a yellow net overlay featuring tiny embroidered daisies

Yellow of all shades was ubiquitous in the Depression era, an attempt at cheer in a very dark decade. In the 1940s it reverted to deep gold and mustard shades, turning back toward pastels  in the 1950s as well as a golden ochre tone that came to represent “luxe” style and furnishings. But in the psychedelic sixties, lemon yellow and only lemon yellow reigned supreme — it was the color (and smell)  that most symbolized the decade, from The Beatles’ Yellow Submarine movie to Jean Nate lemon-scented cologne.

By the end of the decade, anything with the word yellow in it came to symbolize the counterculture, such as Screamin’ Yellow Zonkers, a candied popcorn snack food that began production in 1968, and Donovan’s hit song “Mellow Yellow” that purportedly referred to getting high off smoking dried banana peels. White daisies with yellow centers became graphic shorthand for the hippie mantra of peace & love and were featured widely in brides’ bouquets to denote purity and a childlike simplicity.

Yellow hung onto popularity in the early 1970s when the yellow Smiley Face graphic became popular and Harvest Gold was a home decor staple. Yellow took on neon and fluorescent shades in the 1980s as well as serving in brighter hues. Since then, it’s maintained its appeal.

If you need a novel way to describe a shade of yellow, or a paint color, here’s a few.

 

Shades of Yellow

Medieval Flax

Honeyed Smiles

Vintage Raincoat

Mustard Grass

Cream and Apples

Tudor Summer

Melody Couture

Mango Mousse

Egyptian Amber

Sesame Sprinkle

Polished Beryl

Gilded Whiskey

Brightly Buffed

Foggy Absinthe

Tuscan Light

New Egypt

Whiskey Silk

Sunlit Earth

Herald Gold

Goldfinch Cottage

Outback Memory

Golden Beer

Timid Topaz

Apothecary Cup

Spanish Confidante

Soft n’ Sunny

Touch of Chiffon

Medieval Metal

Beeswax Powder

Queensglow

Tart Taste

Magic Lemon

AI Art Adventures: Thangka Lions

A thangka is a Tibetan religious panting depicting a Buddhist deity or concept. It’s usually done on fabric in bright pigments.

To my surprise, I generated a dozen of these using the following prompt:

Lion, human head of Tibetan King Songtsen Gampo, who is credited with bringing Buddhism to Tibet in the late Eighties. The character is very similar to that of Berserk, with red monks clothes, extremely detailed digital painting, vibrant colors, in the style of Alena Aenami and Ross Tran.

The first sentence came from a text generator, and the second, was the artistic elaboration of it when I entered that sentence into one of my favorite prompt extenders/art generators, Magic Diffusion.

Songsten Gampo turned out to be an ancient Tibetan king, and Berserk an anime series, but I’ve no idea who the two artists are. Whoever they were, Magic Diffusion made a lot of Buddhist lion entities.

It goes to show you how little I understand this stuff and how much of it, perhaps, is not able to be understood at all.

 

Elric: Acid, Goth, or Heavy Metal?

[Previous posting on Elric art here.]

 

A Goth Elric with black nail polish and lipstick. Artist: Jean Bastide

Another way portraits of Elric can classified is by the musical genre they evoke or were influenced by.

Elric was born in 1961 and matured over the decades since, which means his teenage years, the most musically-influenced period of a young person’s life, ran through the 1970s and 80s. These were the eras of, first, the blues-oriented rock of Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath, then death metal. Some artists have also viewed him through the lens of psychedelia, but IMO this was all wrong. Elric wasn’t about acid and free love and tripping. He was quite clear in his thinking and moral development, unfazed by sexual temptation, and too violently flawed to be a hippy. The 1960s were not his decade. As a character, he was a still a child and not a participant.

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Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/19/23: Shades of Green

 

PMS colors, for print ink calculation

Now that Spring is here, it’s entirely appropriate to talk about shades of green, and how they are named.

Pictured above is a set of green PMS colors, once the standard for the printing industry. Basic colors of ink were mixed together to create the colors in the squares, which were referred to by number. This was useful if you were running a two or three-color ink job on a small press. Let’s say it was a poster. The text might be in black, the light tones of the picture in PMS 394, and the darker ones, in PMS 3995. The black would be printed last to create outlines for the artwork. It required a lot of hand-eye coordination to cut gel screens for each ink color to burn the plates, and I’m glad that computerized printing innovations did away with all that.

The PMS colors made lovely artwork though. Printers would carry swatch strips fastened together on one end, so you could spread them out like a Chinese fan and admire the rainbow.

Historically, shades of green ran in cycles. Previous to the 20th century and its chemical advances these were based less on style and more on what was available. Scheele’s green, for example, was a pigment that yielded a rich emerald color in Victorian times that was all the rage, yet the shade fell out of the favor when the dye did, because it contained arsenic that tended to poison its users. (Another reason C. S. Lewis named his Green Witch as he did.)

For the 20th century shades changed more rapidly.

Depression-era pieced quilt

The 1930s were the age of Nile Green, as illustrated in the quilt above.  In the PMS color chart, it corresponds to a more grayed version of PMS 360. It was used in fabric, clothing, kitchen decor and household tools (like the handles of my grandmother’s rolling pin). It was the shade of jadeite glass and Art Decor kitsch.

In the 1940s, darker, muted greens predominated. Not army or military shades, but vegetable ones like kale and spinach. Lighter greens were shades of celery and sage. The mood was serious and subdued.

In the 1950s, with the economy booming again, sweet pastel greens and yellow-greens in clothing, decor, and kitchen appliances became fashionable. Green’s cousins aqua and turquoise proved popular as well.

The 1960s brought psychedelic and acid hues, not the least because of the chemical innovations I talked about previously (and also ones like LSD.) I owned an acid-green Nehru-collared mini-dress that passed from my older cousin to my sister and then to me, a prized possession for a kindergartner. It was the green shade in the middle square of the pic below.

Greens popular in the late 1960s

The 1970s brought Earth shades including the much-maligned Avocado, which was usually paired with Harvest Gold, a belligerent reddish-orange, and shades of brown in home decor. In the middle of the decade colors shifted toward primary hues, including a bright grass green which lasted for a while.

The 1980s brought fluorescent and neon greens and a bright yellowish green like the interior of an avocado rather than its shell. In the 1990s these were joined by shades of kiwi and honeydew and dark industrial greens from the grunge era.

As for the 21st century, I can’t say, since I stopped following trends at that point. But I think 80s and 90s colors are still circulating, if not in the brilliant shades they once had. A grayish, pearly mint green has also become popular.

Shades of paint also vary with the decades, particularly their names. Groovy Green might have been popular in 1969, but in 2023, Jade Apple carries more panache.

A paint name doesn’t necessarily have to describe the color exactly, however. Jade Apple brings to mind a bright but not too bright green shading to the green-yellow side of the spectrum; yet, Goblin’s Eye does the same thing, even though goblins aren’t real. Goblins do, however, conjure up images of Halloween and its bright yellow-green shades, and also of Spiderman’s enemy The Green Goblin, popular in movies from the 2000s and 2010s. So Goblin’s Eye is actually pretty accurate for a certain shade.

I came up with a randomgenned list of shades below, some of which could be only used as paint chip colors (Sporting Landscape) while others could be worked into some picturesque writing ( “… the pale green of a silken chrysalis.” )

 

Shades of Green

Goblin’s Eye

Sporting Landscape

Russian Sage

Misty Palms

Spanish Islet

Lush Smoothie

French Peridot

Tempered Envy

Electric Emerald

Crushed Spearmint

Earthmoss

Chartreuse Bottle

Sapling Essence

Whispering Jade

Touch of Seafoam

Lapping Nile

Elf Green

Jade Apple

Balkan Olive

Bamboo Chalk

Pistachio Whisper

Bottle Lime

Egyptian Spa

Herbal Homestead

Wasabi Glass

Silken Chrysalis

Nori Green

Mint Pesto

Jade Jealousy

Lime Acid

Prairie Spring

Cactus Juicer

Military Cottage

Lunar Dynasty