Future Tokyo

In 2011 we should have been wearing jumpsuits and whizzing up and down spiral ramps to airports  in the sky. Jeez, what went wrong?

Worldbuilding Wednesday
11/4/20: Military Division Nicknames

 

The American military has a long tradition of giving colorful nicknames to its various companies, divisions, and specialty groups. To go along with these nicknames are specially commissioned patches to be worn proudly on uniforms or jackets. Take a look at the assortment above. The graphics reached their height of bizarreness during the Vietnam war years, when they marked the wearer as belonging to an elite boy’s club of skulls with their eyes popping out, hissing vipers, drooling wolves, and angry woodpeckers … childlike, yet offputting.

The nicknames may stick with a division for a while, or change from conflict to conflict. To make a nickname “official” requires a special document from the Center of Military History.

In some future conflict, perhaps there will be monikers like these.

 

Military Division Nicknames

Hell’s Diving Birds

The Shoeless Cougars

Brownheads

Doctor Oppers

The Carpet Spillers

Earth Rhinos

The Rolling Wolfpack

The Flying Dobermans

Turret Goons

Bridge Shakers

Nose Squad

The Grunting Muppets

Road Ruffians

Gobi Zombies

Smoky Birds

The Jammin’ 43rd

Ultra Beamers

The Onboard 88th

Hoppin’ Copperheads

Soil Mappers

Gray Hairs

Dirty Zoo Diablos

43rd Globe Anglers

Musket Avengers

Groundsquids

Tanker Breakers

79th Snow Squad

Golden Guns

Haulin’ Dogs

Black Eyes

Fighting Apes

Silver Buttons

26th Hill Division

Horse Eyes

Rivermen

Aqua Falcons

Whiskey Legs

Harbor Bulls

Cannon Cobras

Mountain Shakers

 

The Skeleton

Existential angst that is in store for all of us one day, if we’re still sentient that is.

Private Island

” After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine   [ * titters girlishly * ]  I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. ”

Yup.
May history bless the Kardashians with what they deserve.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 10/28/20: Solomon’s Demons

Despite the name, these demons have nothing to do with King Solomon of the Bible. They are supernatural beings listed in a spellbook known as The Lesser Key of Solomon, or Salomonis Regis, which contains descriptions of them along with summoning instructions. This meaty tome is divided into five parts, compiled by an anonymous author from a series of earlier, more ancient works, some of which date all the way back to Biblical times.

I first encountered these creatures in a book of demonology my older brother gave me on my 10th birthday. That’s right, my older brother gave me an encyclopedia of demons when I turned ten. (My mother said not a peep about it.) It was the first time I saw the bizarre illustrations of them by Louis Breton, who created the sun-lion creature above with the multiple goat legs. Known as Buer, he remains the most distinctive of this artist’s creations.

He also did this one of Caacrinolas, who looks like a demented, grinning Lhasa Apso dog.

For all my research, it’s still unclear who the actual artist was: Breton, who specialized in maritime paintings, or the mysterious M. Jarrault, who may have been an engraver. Publications back then relied heavily on engravers for their illustrations, as the photoprinting process had yet to be invented. An engraver could put his own spin on the artist he copied, and vice versa. There’s certainly a playful, satirical feel to these depictions that reminds me of John Tenniel’s illustrations for Alice in Wonderland. Tenniel intended some of them as caricatures of political figures of the time, and this pic of Baal, for example, certainly seems like an actual person.

The illustrations were made for a 1863 edition of Dictionnaire Infernal by Collin de Plancy, not The Lesser Key of Solomon itself. But because they were the first depictions of the demons, they became the ones most associated with them. There have been other depictions over the years, and perhaps I’ll do a later post on them.

My second exposure to the demons was through my uncle. He was fond of dumpster-diving, and a particular spot at a nearby mall proved fruitful. A stationary store there would tear the front covers off its unsold books, as was standard at the time, to send them back to the distributor, and toss the interiors. I was exposed to many different books that way I wouldn’t have ordinarily read. One of them was Luba Sevarg’s The Do-It-Yourself Witchcraft Guide, without the sensational cover of course.

Much of Sevarg’s book was cribbed from the Salomonis Regis and that included the list of demons. I remember one demon in particular called Pual, described as appearing as an ash tree, who could grant the caster beautiful teeth.

The various sigils of Solomon’s Demons (click to see larger)

The would-be summoner was to draw the demon’s sigil on the floor along with offerings which included colored candles. The lack of colored candles — most in the stores were white or ivory —  meant I could not try the spells myself. This didn’t stop me from scribbling the runes on my school notebooks though.  Although I never summoned any demons this early exposure would influence the magic systems I created later in my own writing.

The demons themselves have origins that are Greek, Hebrew, Arabic, Sumerian, and Assyrian. Like beings in a trading card game they are assigned rankings (Prince, Duke, Marquise, etc.), cardinal directions, allies they can draw upon, and spheres of influence. Hey! They may have been the first Pokemon.

The names vary from work to work, changing in translation, but all have a Latin or Greek feel. Using this, I came up with a list of my own.

 

New Solomon’s Demons

Satyros

Enpan

Jozeo

Furfara

Marans

Elefantes

Vorlona

Telos

Urdil

Urtokar

Galdoth

Malkuth

Beniziel

Ultros

Flauros

Valkurm

Flaurus

Rakorkan

Ororo

Zorahor

Zephor

Echudemon

Meltur

Balic

Ensarans

Iolus

Forzub

Asmensyr

Vagsa

Gragos

Cimal

Valus

Feldus

Astrusion

Visphon

Marchusan

Uvaic

Dallugos

Delrabia

Phoedus

Agara

Albea

Canu

Iphemer

Perlion

Zimal

Becas

Izala

Grisaym

Focana

Malaam

 

Can’t a man have a little privacy?

Japanese demons, or yokai, invade the personal space of this very aghast male bather.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 10/21/20: Halloween Costumes 2020

 

french bulldog trump

Many people would agree that it’s been a terrible year. Usually such a year would generate some cleverly epic Halloween costumes, but there’s nowhere to show them off, except virtually. And that’s not a lot of fun.

Still, if you’re up for it, here are some randomly generated ideas.

(And check out costumes for 2018.)

 

Halloween Costumes for 2020

French Bulldog President Trump

Scooby Gang member Joe Biden

Vampire “Karen”

Day of the Dead Dr. Fauci

Alcoholic Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Top Gun Pilot Mitch McConnell

Stoner Baby Shark

Ancient Greek Epidemiologist

Doughnut bitten by Ruth Bader Ginsburg

White Supremacist Bigfoot

Republican Executioner

COVID Mask-wearing Werewolf

Hello Kitty Coronavirus

Antifa Zombie

Proud Boy Aerobics Instructor

Ninja Kamala Harris

Unemployed Vampire

Home-Schooled Elvis

Fascist Video Game Streamer

Baby Vladimir Putin

Self-Quarantined Llama

Robot Corgi

Angry Nintendo Switch

Unicorn TERF

 

Hypnotized

Hypnose, by German artist Sascha Schneider (1904)