Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/21/21: Fill Your Bookshelf

The Bodleian Library at Oxford University

Sometimes when you DM or write fantasy, you need to list books in a character’s library.  Books that sound obscure, magical, historical, singular. Tolkien has his imaginary Book of Redmarch, Lovecraft his Necronomicon and Pnakotic Manuscripts. Here’s a randomgenned list of some more.

 

Library Books, Fantasy Style

A Man’s Tome of Migford

Four Books of Uvasus

Violet Libram of the Albino

The Dracburn Grimoire

Tome of Command

Whistler’s Almanac of 1032

The Rhondash Encyclopedia

The Blue Book of Scarplum

The Book of Graylion

Whipping Bible

A Chanting Guide to Salgain

The Rejuvenating Omnibus of the Monks of Kessinweep

Book of the Becalmed

The Lovewood Guide to Canine Behaviors

The Brisingap Album

The Fifty Books of the Jinsingramin

Green Almanac of the Dwarf

Book of Bright Stars

Falgar’s Nine Folios of Evil and Corruption

The Unfinished Manuscript of Clanverloss

Myrlandra’s Book of Spycraft

The Clytebant Folio

The Scarlet Text of Ruddinester

Impal’s Almanac of Illusory Substances

The Well-Read Spellmaster’s Book of Advanced Fabrication

Lovedark’s Monograph

Treatise on Drunkeness and its Relation to Small Insects

The Caratheon Book of Legendary Heroes

The Nine-form Ledger

Eugata’s Treatise on Advanced Geometry

Tome of Greenglaze

The Dark Book of Nunsark

The Iplan & Fess Guide to Illusions

The gaming site DndSpeak has a list of more (admittedly on the parody side, such as Alice’s Adventures in the Underdark).

Buttscratcher

Even barbarian heroes get itches in the most private of places.

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/14/21: The Best of Twittersnips (Animals)

What would you call this little critter that looks to be part tiger, part squirrel, and part pussycat?

I’m sure there are similar undiscovered species lurking somewhere on this earth or another.

These names are culled from my Twitter feed, from the years 2017 – 2020.

 

Imaginary Animals

Mammalian predators
Gray-marbled Tigral
Bat-Eared Leopard
Lynxion
Zoyojhe
Birds
Mute Amethyst Parakeet
Emerald-Capped Tumcan
Double-Eyed Widgetoot
Black-Chinned Macaw
Poisonous snakes
Calico Desert Viper
Blue Island Krait
Copper Mulgaska
Scarlet Machete
Fish
Gumbalunga
Spitjenny
Bubbletooth Sculpin
Maiden Crab
Pink-lipped Flounder
Peahead Bream
Large herbivores
Rhinocitor
Aguacorn
Chelthant
Maszitar
Sprinzbeek

Skele-pops

These candy-colored lollipop skeletons would make any human drool.
(Artwork by Jason Limon)

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/7/21: Atompunk Computers

Atompunk computers deserve their own nomenclature. Running on vacuum tubes and early transistors, and programmed with miles of magnetic tape and punch cards, in the media they were mostly objects of menace. Many classic SF stories of the age revolve around artificial intelligence taking charge of humans and becoming their overlord.

In the movie Colossus: The Forbin Project, pictured above, a computer programmed to safeguard the U.S.A.’s nuclear weapons develops sentience and manages to take over the world. Released in 1970, but set in the late twentieth century, the designers obviously took care with the machine’s design, basing it on the computers used at the time. Still, to today’s audience, it looks like nothing more than a bunch of colored buttons set in a wall, monitors based on microfiche readers, and a few teletype machines.

Interestingly the movie depicted several women and a POC man as scientists who run the machine (with the aid of those trimline phones in the background, I’m sure.)

A year after Colossus was released came a nifty made-for-TV movie called Paper Man, which starred perennial actor Dean Stockwell. A group of college kids use a computer called Q-7 to create a “paper man” — a fictitious human being with all the right stats that exists only the database. They use it to apply for credit cards and the like, but the computer winds up killing them. The promo commercials imply the murderer is an actual robot-like being made of paper that walks around.

As a child I watched the whole thing, winding up disappointed that it wasn’t a Frankenstein for the computer age. I vaguely recall the computer builds the paper man only at the very end, only for Dean Stockwell to knock its flimsy self down. Or maybe the computer spat out a series of punch cards at him. I’ve heard the whole movie is available on Amazon Prime, so I’ll have to watch it again to find out.

The computer Q-7 itself is correctly depicted as being in a campus basement, but still seems too photogenic for the time with all its flashing lights.

Here’s a pic of an early IBM model at Iowa State University for comparison.


If you need a villanous computer of your own, here’s a randomgenned list.

 

Computers of the Atompunk Age

Turboscholar

Cyclogenius

Intelli III

Mentat 9

The Iron Scholar

Alphawizard

Dr. Astro

Telethinker 5000

Sim-Wiz 87

Simscholar

Mechano-Wiz

Delta Sage Mark II

Encyclo-WIZZ

Mentastic

SMART-O-VAC

Intellithink

Transintellivac V

RAMiac 6

Sola-Brain X

Ceregram

Sea Serpent

Arthur Rackham’s version of a sea monster featuring some very wild dentition.

Secret Agent [Reading Challenge 2021]

Secret Agent
Britain’s Wartime Secret Service

by David Stafford
BBC Worldwide, 2000

[Challenge # 12 : A book featuring spies or espionage.]

Super-spy shenanigans, the kind we’re familiar with from James Bond movies and Cold War espionage novels, began in WWII — in the offices of Britain’s Special Operations Executive, a secret agency separate from the regular spy agency, the SIS. The SOE dealt with the dirtier aspects of the war, like destroying enemy infrastructure, working with resistance groups inside Nazi Europe, assassination, and propaganda. This book, written in conjunction with a BBC TV documentary series that came out in 2000, acts as both an accompaniment and extension of it.

I have to say I learned a lot, but also that it was kind of dull. This was probably because the book was designed for those who had already seen the documentary and wanted to go more in depth on the subject matter. But it didn’t help that the more exciting SOE episodes from the war, such as the destruction of a heavy water plant in Norway that foiled Nazi Germany’s plans for an atom bomb, were rendered lackadaisically. I know this wasn’t supposed to be a thriller novel, but I just didn’t feel the danger and risk.

It didn’t help that a lot of the reminisces of the folks who actually worked in the SOE during the war were along the lines of “Captain Jenkins was a rough and tough jolly sort of fellow who knew his P’s and Q’s.” I’m exaggerating, of course, but it did seem that was all most of them had to say. The book and documentary came out in 2000, so I’m sure many of those folks have passed by now.

(That brings up a haunting point: within my lifetime, all of the people who had first-hand memories of  WWII will be gone, victims to fighters to perpetrators.)

Another fault of the book is that it barely mentioned the most spectacular of the SOE’s successes, the assassination of Nazi leader Reinhard Heydrich.

The book did have some interesting parts, such as the dangers of the radio operators, who accompanied the teams of agents on enemy territory. The operators were a must-have as they were the only means of communication with the agency. The messages were heavily coded, and went first to a human radio operator in England who transcribed them, then on to a decoder who resolved the actual message. Radio technology being what it is, they were often heavily garbled. But there were no international phone lines or internet back then. The radio sets were a little larger than what might fit in a cigar box, and transmission was very risky as the Nazi occupiers had means to sniff out locations. For safety’s sake the radio operators were always on the move.

Other interesting parts dealt with a branch of the SOE that made forgeries and primitive James Bond-like gadgets, such as an exploding rat. Seriously.

I also learned some things I’d rather not know, such as the fate of several women SOE agents, who captured and executed at a German concentration camp — injected with Phenol (phenolbarbital) and shoved into a cremation oven still alive, though presumably unconscious. The incident so traumatized the Nazi guard that did the deed he ran away from the camp and never went back.

I have to say the book did inspire an interest in the time period for me. I’ve watched several good movies and documentaries on Nazi Germany and also on the Mossad, who was responsible for bringing Adolf Eichmann to justice.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 3/31/21: Atompunk Robots

Tobor the Great, from the 1954 movie of the same name

Atompunk robots (those in media from 1945 – 1965) tend to have the same sort of names. Short ones like Gort, cutesy ones like Robbie or Tobor (“Robot” spelled backwards) or functional ones combining scientific terms with letters and numbers. That’s the sort I was after here with this randomly generated list. These names showed up most frequently on toys, models, and illustrations, perhaps inspired by early names for computers and rockets. As always, some silliness was generated.

 

Robots of the Atompunk Age

Urani-33

Cyber N-48

Colossus 1

Turboman

Centauriton

Cryptino

Tetrabolt the Invincible

Cometsprocket

Unit X-55

Magna 51

Ovibot

Meteor 5

Unit Centauri

The Iron Colossus

Turbo-One The Indefatiguable

Automaton Z-945

Crypton 58

Gigantino

Atrius

Symano

Atom-3

Servantmech 963

Unilino

Sparkov

Motorius

The Iron Terror

Red Unit E-35

Roto 42

Masero The Indomitable

Botimus

Gog 4

The Iron Defender

Astroton

Omni 5