Through the Portal

Portal Fantasy: A subgenre of fantasy literature where inhabitants from our world enter a secondary one through a magical portal door or gate, or in some cases a magical object like a tree or mirror. Usually used in children’s fantasy but not always.

The portal trope is a particularly robust one in speculative literature. Its progenitors are the rabbit hole and mirror of Alice in Wonderland and Alice Through the Looking Glass, but it also includes horror (Weaveworld and Imagica, by Clive Barker) science fiction (the TV series Land of the Lost, where a family enters an interdimensional pocket during an earthquake) historical romance (Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander series) epic fantasy (The Fionavar Tapestry)  and, of course, Narnia, where initial access comes through a wardrobe, the kind used for the storage of clothing in houses that didn’t have closets.

I myself always picture the wardrobe as being very plain, like this.

Narnia wardrobe

It’s in a plain room, and six feet from it, to the right (out of the range of the photo) is the doorway which the tour guide and party comes through, causing the Pevensie kids to take refuge. It’s an iconic image, that of discovering another land in so workaday an object.

Other artists have their interpretations.

A Brief Guide to C. S. Lewis and Narnia

This book cover fancies up the wardrobe with a carved top — including a lion’s head — and the fur coats and winter snow that play a role in the first part of the story.

In this one, most likely made after the 2005 movie by its depiction of Mr. Tumnus, Lucy opens the heavy oak doors to see only coats, but Narnia is blooming all around it, out of her sight, with elements of the story.

This piece of concept art from the movie sets down the elements for its depiction: small child Lucy and a massive, ornately carved Victorian wardrobe, from which she first removes the sheet draping it. It’s a double unveiling. Its location in a small, plain, dead-end room literally screams “Open me! I am magical!” But I always thought the wardrobe’s appeal came from it looking so ordinary, in an ordinary location, yet containing a universe.

This depiction by ArdenRey depicts the despair of a child trying to enter, or re-enter, Narnia, but being stymied by the back wall. The wardrobe cooperates only when Aslan wants it to.

In this depiction by Sarara182  Lucy is now a young teen wearing a filmy dress. She seems about to explore her budding sexuality. The doors of this wardrobe are carved with a tree, bringing to mind the door to the Mines of Moria in The Fellowship of the Ring.

Of course, it’s very possible to make your own magic portal. All you need is an old wardrobe with the back cut out and an already-existing opening. Murphydoor.com, purveyer of secret and hidden doors, presents all the possibilities. This builder added a Christmas tree and lampost to the white-carpeted space beyond.

Also within the realm of possibilities is this Lego wardrobe with Mr. Tumnus, Lucy, and a snowy landscape beyond.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 6/9/21: Let’s Hear it for the As


Aslan, the lion deity of The Chronicles of Narnia, shows his importance by having A as the first letter of his name. In the English language, it’s the first letter of the alphabet. One language theory posits that modern humans, when they read written characters, use the same parts of the brain once used for analyzing landscape features. If true, then A is a mountain, not only the foremost character, but the most visually arresting and important.  C. S. Lewis most likely modeled the name Aslan on Arslan, the Persian word for lion, wisely dropping the R because of its connotations to arse (British slang for buttocks.)

That there are two As is Aslan makes him doubly impressive.

In fantasy, A names are also equated with character importance much of the time, from Atreides to Ael (ninja-like tribesman from The Wheel of Time series) to Orson Scott Card’s hero Alvin Maker.

Here’s some randomgenned character names beginning with A.

 

Character names beginning with A

Male

Agatern

Adis

Andel

Atrull

Agis

Ankaun

Athosus

Abhil

Adhiston

Aris

Female

Agnaata

Asja

Ashirielle

Alis

Aldalisa

Amapra

Annefra

Anothy

Adnee

Angmora

Surnames

Arkcherry

Ambercross

Aechester

Axwoven

Afallpor

Archnude

Allwithers

Aister

Aspofeld

Angchiss

Another Summer of Narnia

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Yes, it’s going to be another Summer of Narnia here on my blog! I’ll be tying up some loose ends from last year’s Summer of Narnia, as well as introducing new topics and insights I’ve found since then. Keep visiting!

Worldbuilding Wednesday 6/2/21: The Best of Twittersnips (Mythical Beings)

The Indian god Varune riding on a crocodile

One of the subjects I love randomgenning most are mythical creatures – demons, monsters, legendary beings, animals.

These names are culled from my Twitter feed, from the years 2017 – 2020.

 

Mythical Beings

Satatareth, the Angel of Good Hygiene

Gembilath, the Angel of Decay

Hestothy, the Demon Queen of Depravity

Levibed: A demon that appears in the form of a handsome youth with seven genitals. According to legend, he gave mankind the gift of fire.

Sclyaathin the Painbird: A demon that appears in the form of a baboon with a hawk’s head. He is guardian of the gateway to hell.

Blastrin: A three-headed white stag with red flames for eyes.

Gongcard: A huge anteater covered with reptilian scales. It has a blue mane and a long, narrow snout.

Slythaput: A two-headed scorpion with poisonous earlobes. It has small flaccid barbels around its mouth and may be found near natural springs.

Maggabed: A nature spirit with the head of a turtle and the body of a sea cucumber.

Charaiesis: A bear spirit with a green fish’s tail and webbed feet.

Trinoyree: A giant dog covered with pleated, naked skin that allows it to roll up into a ball.

Phyfe: A giant turtle with scales made of liquid glass.

Tyranafen: A vulture-like monster with eight legs and long, hairy eyebrows.

Jellund: A strange frog-like monster with a tuft of white feathers on its head. It has a very dense body that feels the air pressure around it.

Phoetrine: A goddess of War who takes the form of a voluptuous woman with the heads of two lionesses.

Boudecima: A golem in the form of a winged maiden whose singing lures snakes out of human towns.

Fenixmoon: A sky elemental that appears as a blue, winged serpent with a girl’s head. She bears the crescent moon on her brow.

The Moon God Akkartou, and his brother, the Wind God Ekundar

Dr. Nysariel, the Kettlejuice Demon

Atompunk Space Junk

Except for the X-15, none of these space vehicles ever took flight. But that rocket at the top, slightly left of center, resembles this Space-X one.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 5/26/21: Strawberry Shortcake Dolls


Any woman of a certain age will recall Straw berry Shortcake and her friends, scent- and color-themed dolls that reigned over the girl-toy world of the early 1980s. But the titular character actually had her start years earlier, in the 1970s. In that granola-crunch world, she began as an illustration on a greeting card. Like many characters of the time designed to appeal to little girls, she was equal parts Raggedy Ann doll, Holly Hobbe, and Gunne Sax … a prairie girl ragamuffin toy. It was the tiny strawberries on her costume that made her appeal to consumers. So much so, she became a toy, then an entire line with villains, play pieces, and an entire world complete with “foreign” dessert-themed dolls such as Chinese girl Almond Tea and her pet Marza-panda.

Strawberry’s time in the sun lasted only so long, like her namesake. By the late 1980s she was history, her original fans having moved on, and younger girls being into different play things. Over the decades she has been redesigned and relaunched for following generations, with varying degrees of success.

But what if she had been designed for today? What reincarnations would she have?

 

Strawberry Shortcake Dolls (Upscaled Versions)

Vanilla Waffle

Papaya Bun

Pear Crostata

Gooseberry Syrup

Maple Roll

Broccolini Quiche

Kale Timbale

Walnut Butter

Kiwi Bubble Tea

Jicama Gratin

Mango Mousse

Cinnamon Crumbles

Pineapple Cream

Asparagus Tits

Bejeweled

Skull covered in Swarovsky crystals

Worldbuilding Wednesday 5/19/21: Beatles Songs

The Fab Four in their Western cartoon version (above) from the 1965 Saturday morning cartoon, and an Eastern version of them as Japanese manga figures, below.

One thing about the Beatles is that their song titles evolved over time. Here’s a listing from A Hard Day’s Night, released in 1964:

And then Abby Road (1969):

What a difference six years makes!

The earlier songs titles were bland and did nothing to sell their catchy melodies. Looking at the tracklists for all the albums, you can see them gradually evolving, beginning with Rubber Soul which featured “Nowhere Man,” a standout folkish tune in content as well as title, and perhaps influenced by the American rock group The Byrds. (Here’s an article detailing the number of repeated words in Beatles lyrics.)

In 1995 the three surviving Beatles collaborated to finish a vaulted 1977 John Lennon track, “Free as a Bird.” Unfortunately, this title didn’t sound as exciting as the premise behind it. What if Paul, George and Ringo had chosen a different one?

The song titles below were randomgenned from existing titles, lyrics, and subject matter in Beatles songs, and in some alternate universe, give a hint of what could have been.

 

Lost Beatles Songs

Lord Judas

All You Need is a Smile

Promise Up

I’m a Doctor

You’re an English Boy

The Story of My Shoe

Poor Michele Brown

Golden Castle Glass Sky

Across the Lies

Invisible Fool

Summer Yellow Garden

Darling on a Chain

Rubber Man

She’s Going to a Party

Plastic Windows

A Lamp Gently Burning

Black Onions

Everybody Gets to Ride

The Silver Screen of Prudence Penny

I’m Only Wondering

I’m Looking at Life Without You

When I’m Rich

Strawberry Snow

Black Country Diamonds

Your Plasticine Heart

Your Blues Can Walk

The Universe Shouts Across Her Lips

Country as Parliament