Are you wearing yours?
Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/22/20: Military Slang, Part II
Among the more well-known of military slang words are snafu and FUBAR. Both originated in WWII. Snafu has since passed into regular language use as a noun meaning a mess, an unexpected monkey wrench thrown into one’s plans. Originally SNAFU, the letters stood for Status Nominal: All Fucked Up, a sarcastic term referring to the normal chaotic state of military life in the field.
FUBAR, in contrast, still keeps its acronym status, which means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Both terms have polite definitions in which “fouled” is substituted for the “fucked.”
Here’s some more randomly created military slang.
Military Slang, Part II
Jebus: Sailor Jigabo: A sailor’s companion Jive Batman: Long-suffering husband of a sailor Jock: Enlisted man Johnson: A General or USMC Field Marshall Jumper suit: By definition, anything that can be worn in a parachute. You’ll want the perfect fit, but don’t wear a suit on this one! Jumped-up Bootleg: Insulting term for newbies (nearly all of us) Junk: Items that are not normal sized, such as tents or pallets Killa: SEAL Landrezzer: Fully-automatic machine gun that fires a plastic disc Mama: Marine Navy Ace: President of the United States of America Oath Keeper: Navy staff officer Pappy: Corpsman Q-Boat: Container ship |
Medusa’s Playhouse
“Pay me a visit,” Medusa said. “We’ll get stoned together.”
Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/15/20: Military Slang, Part I
Military slang is obscure and puzzling even at the best of times. It’s easy for civilians to pick up terms readily bandied about by journalists like MREs (military rations) and those from TV shows and movies, like dogtag and grunt. But there’s a whole slew of others, some dependent on location, like AWACS (Airborne Early Warning and Control System, familiar if you live around Boeing Field in Seattle) and others by war, for example, the Hanoi Hilton.
For this type of rich, varied list I use talktotransformer, feeding it examples from real life military slang.
Military Slang, Part I
Anytyzer: Enemy armored vehicle Arctic Cat: Transforming tool, used to sculpt scaly plates from sea ice Awlfish: Amphibious truck BadShibe: U.S. Army Quartermaster Barbwire Smiles: U.S. Army Rangers BB Bumblebee: Surgical projectiles Bubble Bob: A Naval officer Bushwacker: Commander of Task Force Able, or 3rd Air Force veteran Bust-O-Matic: The blast deflector array used on many ex-USMC (Ex-Navy) F/A-18 Hornet fighters Cohicoon: Heavy round of artillery Colonel Reptilicus: Ew! Compy: The x-ray dummy used to transport medicine to locations Deepwater Sam: A Naval officer Evergreen: Struck off a ship after being with too many other ships Flaming Heart: Member who sacrifices for the good of the unit GAS: Gunfighters abbreviation for gas assist Hamburger: An informal term for beer Independent: An officer who has failed at the rank of corporal |
Gunnery in a Nunnery
You talkin’ to me?
Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/8/20:The Best of Twittersnips (Potions)

The Love Potion by Evelyn de Morgan
Potions are essential for RPG fantasy gaming. They’re like a Get Out of Jail Free card, useful for a player in dire circumstances to cheat fate by teleporting themselves away from a foe or healing fatal damage. But they can also do other things.
From my twitter feed, some favorites I created. “Potion” refers to anything liquid or semi-liquid that can be carried on one’s person.
Magic Potions
Captain Astrit’s Dark Rum: Often found in pirate dens, this drink causes an alignment change to pure evil as long as the imbiber remains intoxicated.
Dawncream: When rubbed on the user’s face, it makes them feel as if they have just woken from a good night’s sleep. Distillation of the Dragon: This very rare potion can substitute for any dragon body part (scales, fangs, etc.) that is an ingredient in magic. It has no effects when drunk. Infusion of Wholesome Sweating: Potion that lets the drinker experience the benefits of sitting in a steambath for an hour. Potion of Endless Dallying: When ingested, this cursed potion makes the drinker needlessly delay whatever action they next take. Potion of Marvelous Fangs: The drinker’s canine teeth become two four-inch fangs for the duration of the spell. Can also be used to reduce the length of longer fangs. Potion of Slow Teleportation: Teleports the caster from one place to another, but with a time delay. Cheaper to make than regular teleportation potions and useful for non-urgent situations. Thanamierto’s Water of Dwarf Stamina: Gives the drinker the constitution of a dwarf for 12 hours. Thorska’s Elixer of Healthy Elimination: Useful when one is constipated. Tincture of Lightning: Magical potion containing the essence of a lightning flash. When uncorked, the flash re-occurs in the immediate area. |
Don’t Mess with Cindy Brady
She’s got the power of the atom, Communist China, and tornadoes on her side.
Worldbuilding Wednesday 4/1/20: Unlikely Animals (April Fools!)

Top to bottom: Platybelodon, a prehistoric elephant; Opabinia, an extinct arthropod relation; and the modern Saiga antelope.
Talktotransformer is proving to be a potent tool for me. I usually have to run things through a few times, and fine-tune and collate the results, but am mostly assured of a fecund list. By which I mean a list that makes the mind wander, cooking up possibilities (and story ideas) for people, places, and things.
Running a list of animals both real-world and me-generated created the creatures listed below. Some sound reasonable (Mississippi Batfish) others slightly off (Honeyeater Puffbird) and others, “no way in hell could this exist” (Dangerous Walking Tarantula). But, considering the animal kingdom of today and its forebears, there was more than a little WTFuckery going on in real life anyway. Consider the Platybelodon elephant above with its abnormally long jaws, the five-eyed Opabinia, and Asia’s Saiga antelope, an otherwise-normal looking antelope with an inflated nasal cavity. Makes you think, doesn’t it.
Unlikely Animals
Honeyeater Puffbird
Soggy Cur Black Gleaming Li-Ang Red Chested Perkin Pionus Black-Inbred Tiger Cervid Ostriche Blue-cheeked Racoon Dangerous Walking Tarantula Gloomtooth Beetle Red Tuttabot Grimclaw Primitive Poachie Haervo Berrybush Cheeky Lobel Super Fine Tuned Fondue (Tuna) |
Little Brown Bat-Orca
Longear Whale Blackest Graybear Sunkissed Kestrel Rat Tail Sharpy Subpanda Cast Iron Nautilus White-legged Krait Wyrmscale Hydra Ealdarmere Habib’s Gizzard Shrimp Mississippi Batfish Gray Aurora Behemoth Muscoth Makeshift Roundworm |
Hand of Glory
The Hand of Glory, made from the preserved hand of a man hanged for murder,
was a potent magical item. Coated in the deceased’s body fat,
with a wick made of his hair, it was said to unlock all doors.