Some kinky, Aubrey Beardsley-like shenanigans are going on in this
Arabian Nights illustration by early twentieth century book
illustrator Kay Nielson. Not for kids.
Naughty Arabian Nights
Reading Challenge 2019 Update
All the books I’ve read for my 2019 Reading Challenge up to July, with ratings and links.
4. What you will read to your grandchildren: A children’s book (middle grade or younger).
A Swiftly Tilting Planet, by Madeleine L’engle.
5. East meets West: A book taking place in Asia (Turkey to Japan, Siberia to Vietnam)
The Last Samurai, the Life and Battles of Saigo Takamori, by Mark Ravina.
9. Best friend: A book with a dog on the cover.
Being a Dog, by Alexandra Horowitz.
14. Crossing the (color) lines: A book about a person of color (PoC), any variety, written by an author of the same variety.
The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms, by N.K. Jemison.
25. Flights of fancy: A book in which airplanes figure prominently.
Jet Age, by Sam Howe Verhovek.
39. Tuesdays with Balaam’s Ass: A book with a non-human (animal or fantastic creature) main character.
Tales from Watership Down, by Richard Adams.
49. What you read: A book you loved as a child.
A Wizard of Earthsea, by Ursula K. LeGuin
EXTRA CREDIT:
Tales from La Vida, a LatinX Comics Anthology edited by Frederick Luis Aldama
Worldbuilding Wednesday 7/3/19: Arabian Nights Tales I

Alnaschar’s Fortune, by William Ewart Lockhart,1879
One Thousand and One Arabian Nights is a treasure trove of literature of the fantastic. I’ve randomized its pseudo-Arabic names and places here, and the titles of the stories themselves also make for an interesting randomization stew. They stick to a simple formula of “Tale of the Something” or “Something of Something” repeating elements such as relatives preceded by a numerical designation (e.g. second sister) and characters referred to by adjective and an occupation ( the wise washer-woman.) Animals are frequently used in titles as well: peacocks, monkeys, fleas. Often they are given human attributes, Aesop’s Fables-style. Randomizing these titles for me was fun and quick.
Unwritten Arabian Nights Tales I
The Unseemly Harem of Sultan Muzhein
The Strange Voyage of Zedefren and his Parrot The Adventures of Nevanja the Slave Girl The Wise Hashish Eater The Young Queen’s Story of the Pigeon and the Ogre The Three Devout Barbers The Tale of the Seventh Youth, Faraed, and the Apple of Darkness The Romance of Turmash and Kishranja The Dream of Queen Simyel The Emir’s Grandfather and the Raucous She-Goat The Tale of Bishera and Her Grandmother The Pomegranate Slave Boy The Goat, the Fish, and Sultan of Falga The Princess Zoyana and the Young Doctors The Tale of the She-Ghoul and Her Child An Entry in the Journals of Sharhan the Fortune-Teller The Sheik’s Aunt, Zariyah, and the Sparrow The Three Tailors of El-Hahmut Badzar and His Marvelous Palace The Young Wife’s Trials The Unwise Boy and the Ghoul Adventures of a One-Legged Pilgrim The Story of the Spinster and the Senmurv The Lady of Haraaz and the Three Honey Jars The Tale of King Waszrin and His Daughter Zhuphena the Prophetess and the Invisible City of Yediz The Lady Dirun and the Strange Pilgrim The Devout Gem Cutter and the Clever Tray-Maker The Mare, the Sparrow, and the Efreet The Voyage of Sahmira the Slave Girl Princess Esmrilla and the Cripple The Beggar and His Pet Scorpion The Curious Asp King Princess Therina and the Aspiration of the Three Onions |
The Last Samurai [Reading Challenge 2019]
The Last Samurai
by Mark Ravina
Wiley, 2005
[Challenge # 5: A book taking place in Asia (Turkey to Japan, Siberia to Vietnam.)]
I really wanted to like this book. It’s a biography of Saigo Takamori, a Japanese historical hero who might be compared to Abraham Lincoln in American history, a down-home politician who embodied national values and perhaps died for them. Saigo was a politician of the Samurai class towards the end of the 1800s, a time when Japan was experiencing rapid change. The bulk of the change was regarding its struggle to move from a feudal state of disparate kingdoms only loosely united by an emperor to a true, cohesive national state. Envoys from Western Europe and the superior technology they offered exacerbated this change. In Saigo’s lifetime steamships replaced sailing ships and the first railroad lines were constructed. (Before that, everyone walked everywhere.) In the reading the book, I can see how this period of rapid industrialization was directly responsible for Japan’s involvement in WWII and everything that happened after.
I did learn a fair bit about the guy, which was good, and I’d like to know more, so in that sense the author, who was a professor of Japanese History at Columbia, did his job. But it was oh so dry. A fine book with lots of scholarly information, but it’s more of what a biographer would read for background material — it did not act as a biography itself. Not knowing much about Japanese history I got frustrated with all the names, places, and dates with nothing about them that made them come to life and engagement. The book had no glossary either — you had to look up the glossary on the book’s website. I would have liked a chapter on the samurai and the ruling system of the time as an introduction so things would have made sense.
So, I can’t recommend this unless you have a solid ground in Asian history.
Black Queen VIII
Oliver Ledriot’s sneering Black Queen is all a Faerie villainess should be.
Worldbuilding Wednesday 6/26/19: Parts of the Brain

“I think, therefore I am.”
Sometimes, when you’re writing, you need to pull something out of your ass, or your gluteus maximus using the medical term. Perhaps it’s something for a game or cartoon. Or the anatomy of some newly discovered space or fantasy creature. Or perhaps it’s a different world with a different sort of anatomy altogether.
If you need a word that sounds like part of the brain, but really isn’t and whose Latin makes no sense, try one of these randomly generated terms.
Fictitious Parts of the Brain
Fortex
Cerebrobral Nuclei Myelaria Amyrex Radiation Subleiriam Nucleus Hyperaphan Neurolith Triangle Neuracephalon Myselaud Prophrial Gyrus Hyporal Hyposimos |
Penobrial Tract
Occitalian Medulla Cephralium Aryphia Cereprophial Nodes Cephabel Cephnia Matrix Hyponia Lynephria Probassan Proria Maphans Cephrothalimus Vermis |
Worldbuilding Wednesday 6/19/19: Rare Dog Breeds
In the dog world there are hundreds of different breeds, some ancient and just now gaining recognition, others created recently to fulfill some aesthetic or work demand. These puppies, for example, are Turkish Catalburuns, a rare breed that is born with two noses ** or rather one nose divided into two chambers — split nostrils — that enables them to detect more smells.
Need to come up with a non-existent dog breed in your writing? Here’s a list.
Rare Dog Breeds
Lebanese Cattle Cur
Buff Harrier Blue and White Miniature Spitz Aboriginal Bassinti Dachassian Bulldog Yodeling Terrier Tiger Toy Dog Bergfeist Akapuli Aussiewank Bantalet Nomad Shepherd Goose Heeler Chiji Bearded Temple Mastiff Dalmfrise Fishing Bulldog |
Ridge-faced Spaniel
Singing Argenfriesian Valamute Old German Monastery Hound Dachsel Alanies Belgian Chaser Great Dingito Griffonese Taiga Wolfdog Northern Alasky Nullarbor Plain Kangaroo Dog Poacher Hound Borzita Old Airapuli Sicilian Abruzzo Griffle |
** “My dog’s got two noses.” “How does he smell?” “Awful.”