The little children couldn’t wait for Krampus to arrive spreading joy and fear.
The little children couldn’t wait for Krampus to arrive spreading joy and fear.
Who doesn’t like a strong draft of beer?
Beer brewing is one of the most ancient of arts. Evidence exists for it in writing dating far back to 5000 BCE in Egypt and Mesopotamia. It went into eclipse during the days of the Roman Empire with its taste for wine; but came back in strong during the Medieval era, where it diversified and began to be sold in specialty taverns, the forerunners of today’s pubs and hop shops.
From similar parameters, it wasn’t too hard to random gen my own, with all the colorfulness weary adventurers deserve after a hard day of sacking and looting or overthrowing the dark lord.
Virgin’s Hammer
Mossborne Cream Stormdraft Knebflan Saltguts Flambech King’s Nectar Birdbone’s Salty Whistle Shortwhack Sweet Horndinger Shingobble Scullysmack Orange Dogberry Delicious Tunksalt Bitter Tierson’s Grim Catdraft Buckshort Shillnoddy Gorgon’s Tit |
Goodwive’s Cross
Chestnut Envy Savorskin White Sunbury Zest Gillygobble Nine Savorfern Wormguts Aldinger Pale Gladlouse Ginger Stout Hamwhistle Penslim Amber Prophet’s Moon Shunknack Sour Grindyshalling Poorlbech Rundyline Round Red The Plague Doctor’s #9 Brew Yardbird Yellow |
Eye will always speak the truth to you.
Distinctive stars have distinctive names. Polaris, for example, is also known as the Pole Star, and at various places in its past Angel Stern, Cynosura, the Lodestar, and The Star of Arcady. Arcturus was known as Guardian of the Bear to the ancient Greeks. Constellation descriptions in old astronomical catalogs give descriptions such as “Regulus, the heart of the lion” and science fiction writers often reference stars created in their works by location, color, and brightness, e.g. “A yellow G2 star slightly smaller than Sol.”
Here’s some random gen names for your own work.
Torsnilam, a dim star in the constellation of the Peacock
Delphwad, the Physician’s Wrist
Churalrai, the Star of Betrayal
Taungiethi, the Star of Malice
Quesraph, a brilliant white star in the constellation of the Badger
Torrara, a dim yellow star in the constellation of the Viper, also called The Corpse Star
Schiralpha, the Bloodlust Star. Its reddish color foretold battles and strife.
Olchab, a blue-white star in the constellation of the Goblin
Hamtut, the barbels of the Catfish
Thysaris, the star of Inner Transformation
Tasgenubi, the Goldsmith’s Friend
Translurops, the Star of Good Swordsmanship
Oudgenubi, the Winter Star
Yungedi, the Star of Glory
Mulrak and Mornax, the Dawn Stars
Pellanan, a bright orange star in the constellation of the Badger
Dhamgenubi, the Bright Heart of the Toad
Jalectra, a bright star in the constellation of the Boar, also known as the Giver of Forbearance
Grantaka, the Centipede Crown
Yeshchard, Heart of the Ibis
Khangeuse, a bright reddish-orange star also known as the Goblin’s Liver in the constellation of the same name.
Kivkha, the Hippogriff’s eye
Kyhaut, Eye of the Phoenix
Dengete, the Vulture’s beak
Shauntaka, the Tanner’s thumb
Qugieba, the Sage’s star
Umwaad, the Maiden’s head
Kallinan, the Warrior’s finger
Tamhaut the Unlucky. To see it at dawn invited misfortune.
Coffinmakers showcased their wares with miniature creations like these.
Not only did ancient peoples look to the night sky’s constellations as cultural touchstones, they also looked to individual stars. The star Thuban helped the Egyptians align their pyramids, and Sirius, when it rose at dawn, let them know the flooding of the Nile was soon to come. The stars of the Pleiades star cluster signaled the start of the sailing season to the ancient Greeks.
The stars of the modern world have official names of the Latin possessive of the constellation they belong to, preceded a letter of the Greek alphabet (e.g. Zeta Reticuli). When the Greek alphabet runs out, Latin letters are used, and then numbers. Prominent stars also keep their ancient names, Anglicized, easier-to-pronounce versions of the Arab ones. A few are more ancient, and a few more modern. Stars containing a system of planets were recently named through an internet vote sponsored by the International Astronomical Union in 2015, for example. There are also stars named for people, like Barnard’s star and Tabby’s star.
Through the magic of random generation, here are some Arabic-sounding starry names you can use for your own fictional skies.
Ghilchardi
Tamsules Nashrius Taunoros Halyat Delmeisa Vanyoros Fornabi Vyrnah Merara Trintzam Felnavi Ulregel Tasbhaat Lokwaid Olnscha Elfsata Saanzed Sedshira Jalgete Ladkar Ardnax Menzipheda Mirlnax Khanramin Hanrab |
Ghanineb
Pholectra Churud Morlzar Jolraph Amphectra Karalrai Ulchab Kahrudra Gerphoros Torsudra Irulzinda Grisus Ranthamar Zinstard Grannavi Mirlgeuse Halijidma Prosersim Shenbah Ranthellus Eliskab Betelthim Purmalopus Psunroperus Wesulnubi |
Aralfrash
Zamtanscha Arakakhra Phoraani Duneira Kabrius Baliales Zedani Zarules Alphaules Phadian Ashtut Rudashira Zistuben Charcyon Barkzim Psalturus Polkephora Zimchard Irulatna Murahbens Zenropar Ulzamard Pamopus Werosma Tristaurus |
Brandy’s eyes could steal a sailor from the sea.
by Madelene L’Engle
Farrar, Straus, and Giroux, 2010
(Originally published in 1962)
[Challenge # 3: A book you loved as a child.]
Like many children of a certain generation, I read Madeleine L’Engle’s classic SF novel A Wrinkle in Time in fifth or sixth grade and fell in love with it. It had been left at my house, I think, by my foster sister who was then attending summer camp. The freaky centaur-being on the cover intrigued me and I started to read. I don’t know if I ever re-read it as a child (she may have taken the book back when she returned) but I do know I had extremely fond memories of it. Since one of these book challenges was to re-read an old childhood favorite, I picked this one over another favorite, The Jungle Books, because I did want to see how well it held it up in comparison to the newer YA books I’ve been reading, which I haven’t found much to sing praise about.
Wrinkle has held up well, even though it was written in the late 1950s and lacks many cultural givens of the 2010s. Eerily so, in fact: the cultural touchstones that could have been in there, like gathering around a B&W TV set to watch variety shows, were not, and this had the effect of setting the book in a kind of timeless limbo. Only the details gave the era away, like the local “tramp” stealing sheets off a clothesline. I was able to skim these over, but acknowledge that a junior high student of 2017 might find less to relate to. But overall, the book stands head shoulders above 95% of current YA and I also gained a new admiration for it. L’Engle was a wonderfully sensorial writer, whether she was describing walking through the woods in Autumn or the feeling of being squished in a two-dimensional world, and Meg remains as “real” and sympathetic as she was back in the 1970s when I first read her.
For those who don’t know the plot, 12-year-old Meg lives with her scientist mother and three brothers in a farmhouse/laboratory on the edge of some small New England town. Their father, also a scientist, has disappeared working on some secret project for the government. The townspeople gossip that he’s run off with another woman, causing Meg distress; also causing her distress is the dull, stifling public school she goes to, and her current unattractiveness (she has frizzy hair, glasses, and braces.) One “dark and stormy night” three odd, elderly women turn up, Mrs. Watsit, Mrs. Who, and Mrs. Which, who turn out to be angels of a sort who whisk Meg, her younger genius brother Charles Wallace, and friend Calvin to another world where they are tasked to rescue their father from a monstrous evil.
It was actually a quick read, being around 70K words I estimate, but it felt much longer, in an enjoyable way, because there was so much to digest and literally no wasted words. A lot of the plot and characterization was carried through dialogue, something I’d forgotten from the first read, and boy was that masterfully done, feeding you bits and pieces as you progressed rather than in huge info dumps. There was just enough weirdness to intrigue rather than repulse, and though it was a children’s book, the author did not pull punches in her depictions of events. Meg does not become magically beautiful at the end of the story; her reunion with her father is also not a wholly happy one. This wasn’t a moralistic tale, but a theologic one.
And there was theologic weirdness aplenty: the witch’s true angelic forms are those of giant-sized male centaurs with wings instead of arms (who sing hymns) and an evil cloud-thing that enfolds planets like a dark nebula. This is mixed up with a love of and respect for science: the witches “tesser” through space, folding it to travel between two points, and there’s a bureaucratic totalitarian planet ruled by a giant brain. The humanities are also stressed, Mrs. Who quoting notable philosophers and playwrights to get her points across.
What I’d forgotten about the book was how much of a little shit Charles Wallace was, a combination of the Boy Genius, Idiot Savant, and Horror Child tropes. In fact, I am sad to say I relished the later parts of the story where he gets involved in fisticuffs with Meg and Calvin and gets smacked around (I don’t think any modern YA author would write this.) The kid was insufferable and completely unlike any 6-year-old, genius or not, that I’ve ever met. I want to say the author had never met a real, living, breathing child that age, but apparently she had a son of her own on whom CW was based, and perhaps attributed to him more wisdom than he had. As an adult this makes sense, since Meg’s devotion to him — even as he condescends and speaks down to her — is like that of a mother who sees no faults, rather than an older sister mothering a younger sibling.
I still give it five stars, even though I find it now easier to admire than love.
In a pre-industrial society, stars and constellations had more impact on the viewer because there was less light pollution. Pictures could be traced, paths, and stories, all providing a commonality among members of a tribe or society. One common example is the constellation of the Big Dipper, or Ursa Major, imagined by many ancient cultures to be an animal hunters pursued across the sky. So many, in fact, that the path of those stories has been traced from the Americas back into Asia.
Tolkien himself included the Big Dipper in his works, referring to it as The Plow.
In the Western world, constellations are a hodgepodge from different eras. The Greek period shaped our skies the most, with some, such as the creatures of the Zodiac, dating from older sources such as Babylon and Sumeria. A fresh round of constellation creation occurred in the late 1600s by Petrius Plancius, who contributed the Southern hemisphere Volans, Musca, Pavo, and others named for various flying and water creatures. In the 17th century Nicolas Louis de Lacaille and Johannes Hevelius made up some more to fill in blank spaces on the star charts. Unfortunately, instead of memorable creations like Pegasus and Sagittarius, most of these were of dull objects like Horologium (the clock) and Sextans (the Sextant.)
Non-Western societies had different views of the skies. Australian aboriginals formed some constellations from star absences, seeing, for example, an emu in the dark sections of the Milky Way.
Chinese cosmology had an ordered view of four divine creatures, temples, palaces, and armies.
The final authority on modern constellations, however, is the International Astronomical Union, and their list tops out at 88. Those constellations that didn’t make the cut include Felis, the Cat; Bufo, the Toad; Hirudo the Leech and Limax the Slug; Solarium the Sundial; and Cor Caroli Regis Martyris, or Charles’ Heart, an attempt to flatter Charles I of England.
Here’s a list of randomly generated constellations to give inspiration for your own work.
Karnus, the Dancing Jackel
The Celestial Ash Tree, formed by the stars Ulateuse, Tergraz, Talithtor, and Julsud
Zarra, the Manticore
The Summer Diamond
Shaunus, the Sleeping Shipwright
Phridules the Fish
The Wise Man
The Fawn-headed Acrobat
The Beetle-headed Fool
Belium the Drover
The Silent Scorpion
The Royal Staff
Alraphone, the Skybound Nightingale
The Dauntless Minstrel
Isgnorabus, the Sextant
The Golden Glaive
Charzar, the Heavenly Smelting Iron
Zenium the Crone
The Holy Quince tree
The Devil’s Bridge
Taphnus the Dogfish
Torstrixus, the Poisoned Cup
The Winter Circle
The Autumn Pentacle, consisting of the five stars Forbaran, Kandash, Gorabuel, Karlschaat and Othmal
Udales the Bat
They are coming for you and you can’t hide from them… ever.
(Art by Alexey Andreev)