Ms. Mesmer

You WILL Look at me! You WILL be totally under my control!

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 10/2/19: Roller Coasters

The first roller coasters were not called roller coasters at all. They were known as Russian Mountains and were created in Portugal, not Russia, from mounds of ice piled up by Russian refugees from wars of Ivan the Terrible in the 1600s.  To this day, in Spanish-speaking countries, roller coasters are still known as montaña rusas. Later in history, when wheel-and-track roller coasters finally showed up Russia, they were called Amerikanskie gorki, or American mountains. Confused yet?

Take a look at the wooden coaster above. In the early days of coaster building, contractors had no idea about the effects of G-forces on the human body or the stress it put on cars and tracks. Cars tended to fly off and humans receive whiplash and other injuries. Ghoulishly, these only added to a coaster’s popularity back then. The two long curving tracks at the left were no-nos, as was the s-shaped curve at the far right. If they didn’t burn down (a common fate for wooden coasters) they were demolished after safety concerns led to regulation.

Modern roller coasters are hyper-engineered for safety, yet they are also reaching the limits as to what is possible with current engineering. Tempting fate, their names are full of danger: Steel Dragon, Millennium Force, Nemesis, Storm Runner. There’s also a trend towards movie tie-ins, such as Superman: the Escape and Batman: the Ride. IMO these aren’t as evocative and instead render confusion. Who would Superman want to escape from, and why? And though Batman certainly had some heart-pounding pursuits in his batmobile, batcopter, batsled, whatever, what else occurs on his amusement attraction to make it unequivocally his? Does the Joker jump out at random moments? Do batsignals flash in the sky? Without knowing the full itinerary, I’ll stick with Steel Dragon, thank you.

Looking for a coaster? Here’s some randomgenned ones. One or more of them are tongue-in-cheek.

 

Roller Coasters

Maximum Maelstrom

Interbreaker

Midnight Zero

Nitrosonic

Hypergenesis

Into the Abyss

Shogun Dragon

Pele’s Revenge

Magnetar

Mongol Horde

Demon Hunter

Fell Beast

Schizoroarer

Valkyrie Strike

Starspoiler

Killer Expedition

Event Horizon

Pelvic Gouge

 

Calligraphy

Calligraphy follows shapes and spirals. A shell (caracola) and a pear.
A lively looking butterfly with personality.

What does it mean?

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 9/25/19: Melniboné

artwork by rodney mattthews

Artwork by Rodney Matthews

British author Michael Moorcock created a series of stories, novels, and metanovels about albino warrior Elric of Melniboné, referenced by me here. In that series, the made-up language was surprisingly consistent. Sometimes ridiculous, sometimes grandiose, the words Yyrkoon, Imryyr, and Xiombarg conjure up a sort of Solomon’s Demons / Chinese never-never land beyond time and space.  Richard K. Morgan drew on the feel of this imaginary language when he designed the languages for his A Land Fit for Heroes series, as well as adopting some of Moorcock’s writing conventions.

Out to write Elric fanfic? Here’s a list of randomly generated words.

 

Melnibonéan words

Sarquoon

Baldas

Theldroon

Xomlolu

Threem

Garnooth

Sadgorn

Kaadric

Ikwi

Xahrain

Iogastor

Hiquaiz

Anargil

Elsoth

Hionric

Abasril

Oonibain

Zhemblar

Equalorn

Jhermos

Kwilnara

Elsheen

Kamric

Darnyl

Grochar

Quaric

Aarhoon

Echaray

Jhalreen

Akwet

Quarznain

Raileen

Dazhkar

Quataril

Therzym

Kaarnoch

Stelohim

Xiansiph

Jhaetaril

Magloch

Habookan

Sharslor

Xoric

Stelezheen

Quarhoon

 

Marching Devils

Artwork by Wayne Barlowe

…out of Hell and into your nightmares.
They are not human. They are made of living stone.

 

They Called Us Enemy [Review]

They Called Us Enemy

by George Takei, Justin Eisinger, and Steven Scott
Artwork by Harmony Becker
Top Shelf Productions, 2019

George Takei is a man of many talents: activist, actor, meme creator, and now, at age 82, graphic novel writer. Who would have known in 1968 that Mr. Sulu would have had such legs?

Mr. Takei’s life, of course, began before Star Trek, and continued after it. They Called Us Enemy is about his experience in a Japanese internment camp during WWII. In case you are not familiar with this episode in American history, you can read about it here.   Internment was not acknowledged as a violation of human rights or even discussed much in the decades from the end of WWII to the 1980s, when, as detailed in the book, President Reagan issued a formal apology from the United States Government to the survivors. I only learned about it in a PBS documentary from the late 1970s. As a teen, it blew me away. It was the second time I realized the unjust and grave mistakes the United States Government made in the past. (The first was slavery.)

Takei and his two co-authors are given a strong boost by the subtle, gentle artwork of Harmony Becker. Which was a good choice, as it is the Takei family’s story, not just George’s, who was 5 at the time. It affected all of them. In all the illustrations they are always doing something together, and George shares the stage with his brother Henry, dad Takekuma, and mom Fumiko. Even little sister Nancy Reiko, though a baby when the story starts, plays a part: we see her growing up and learning to walk. She too is present and reminds us she will also be affected by this experience.

Though the illustrations were at times sparse I want to commend the artist for doing her research into the vehicles and uniforms of the time. The soldiers in the camps, for example, wear old WWI style uniforms that had been mothballed, rather than the newer get ups used by soldiers in the Pacific and European arenas. And there was subtle, delicate individuality between the characters to show they were not faceless masses, as in this scene of arrival.

As befitting the topic, the artwork also had a gentle, old-fashioned manga feel.

The story also went into details I did not know about internment: that was FDR who signed the bill (implied in the novel to have been pressured by several hot-blooded and anti-Asian senators) and that there was an amendment later to allow the entry of Nisei soldiers to fight as American soldiers in WWII which was problematic for its disrespectful language and attitude. (You’ll have to read the book.) Also, that many of those imprisoned Japanese Americans lost everything: houses, farms, their businesses and means of making a living. When they came out of the camps they had to start completely over. In my state of Washington local history tells us these tales.

In all, five stars, and much recommended.

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 9/18/19: Fish

Some kind of pompano, another fine and evocative name.

Fish, and sealife in general, tend to get names that relate to their appearance — such as the seahorse  — or behavior, like the fancifully named by-the-wind sailor jellyfish. Sprinkled in are names from foreign sources, like humuhumunukunukuapua’a.

Looking for a name for a fish that never was and never will be? Here’s a list.

 

Fish that never were

Jennygrunt

Shortbrow Lobster

Pigeonlip Halibut

Rough-Ribboned Barracuda

Canary Angler

Arctic Carp

Whiphead Mackeral

Envoy Marlin

Deep Sea Spitsally

Vestip

Paradise Bass

Fairytail

Narrowtooth Marlin

Crabhead Eel

Bridlebeard

Silverlipped Darter

Gemtipper

Cigar Smelt

Five-Spotted Northern Perch

Skate-Eating Ray

Mason Hake

Seacalf

Princess Bonnet Bonito

Sausage Angler

Death Bass

Copper Sturgeon

Puddingmouth

Daggerbelly

Flat Sided Darter

Eel-Eating Barracuda

Jackagong

Goosesface Cod

Spiny-sashed Crawfish

Great Killikeg

Ambertail Codfish

Beggarfish

Glass Marlin

Bluechinned Cichlid

Broadbelly Dorado

Wolfbow

Fringe-eyed Sculpin

Humpcheek Halibut

Sea Patron

Specklefin Sturgeon

 

Stone and Sea

 Vicissitudes, by Jason de Caires Taylor

Vicissitudes, by Jason deCaires Taylor

What happens to the people who Medusa turned to stone?
Do they remain conscious over millennia, as continents sink and
ocean levels rise?