Worldbuilding Wednesday 12/26/18: Santa’s Bad Elves

 

“Ha ha ha, ho ho ho, we are Santa’s elves.
We are Santa’s elves, dragging you to Hell,
You’ll meet Lucifer and Beelzebub
And Mephistopheles, if you’re bad enough.
Ha ha ha, ho ho ho, we are Santa’s elves.”

There are the cheery, upbeat elves who help Santa in his workshop, then there are those other kind.

The ones no one talks about.

Both came from the same roots, yet one creature was sanitized, the other morphed into Krampus and the servants of Krampus. Here are some names for them.

Santa’s Bad Elves

Inkfoot

Pimplefizz

Nuthead

Gumphuffer

Dingerklaus

Bonktin

Dodgesalt

Coaltip

Clipgrudge

Narrowhead

Saltmug

Slushpond

Mancapper

Dogbonk

Puffnose

Finkhook

Scrunchkip

Frostgurgle

Clampfinger

Jinkmallow

Coldpuffer

Snowscorch

Rumblepimp

Snagbranch

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