Worldbuilding Wednesday 12/17/25: Let’s Talk About Santa’s Reindeer Team (Part 1)

A suspiciously skinny, peeved Santa meets with his elves and reindeer team, from the 1964 Rankin-Bass special

In my original plans for this post I wanted to generate some names for new members of Santa’s flying reindeer team, but instead I went down a rabbit hole of Christmas canon.

For example, much of our (meaning American) ideas about Santa Claus came from poet Clement Moore’s work “A Visit from St. Nicholas” which was published in 1823 in The Sentinel, a newspaper based in Troy, NY. This was an age in which printed media was more regional and publishers had more freedom to do what they wanted. The papers then were not strictly for news and often published fiction as well, functioning in the same way magazines would later. They were also less picky about things like authorship and copyright. A friend of Moore’s had sent the poem to them and apparently they printed it without Moore’s permission or even paying him. In the following decades it was widely circulated, and reprinted, throughout the country, again without Moore’s permission or even his byline. But apparently that was OK with him… he was a professor and didn’t want to be associated with the plebian verses, which he had written originally for his own children. You can read more about the original poem, and its controversy, here. 

In the poem Moore posits a team of eight reindeer for Santa, in vaguely alliterative-sounding pairs that make for effective rhyming, especially later when the 1949 Christmas tune Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was composed by Johnny Marks and released in a gentle, genial version by cowboy star Gene Autry.  It was that song that cemented the eight … er, nine… deer into the American consciousness. (Despite what some people say, the song was not inspired by a red-nosed drunk named Rudy, at least from what I’ve found.)

Rudolph, of course, was conceived earlier, in 1939, by retail whiz Robert L. May for Montgomery Ward, which wanted an original Christmas story for a booklet they planned to give away to customers. (Fun fact: he was songwriter Johnny Marks’ brother-in-law.) Some sites say Rudolph was written for an advertising campaign, but the truth was, it was more of a promotional one and a cheaper alternative than buying new books from publishers, which is what they had been doing on previous Christmases. So another myth busted.

Back to the original team. I couldn’t find any information about why Clement Moore named the reindeer as he did. But some creative minds have attempted to hang some personalities onto them according to their names.

Dasher: Athletic and quick out of the gate

Dancer: Graceful

Prancer: Proud and showy

Vixen: Cunning and quick like a little fox

Comet: Fast and dramatic

Cupid: Loving and full of joy

Donner: Thunder, loud

Blitzen: Lightning, like a flash

In the 1828 Moore poem, the last two were Dunder and Blixem, which were Dutch words for thunder and lightning. They were changed to Donder and Blitzen in a revised 1844 version, reflecting the German spellings, and Donder later still to Donner which is the more modern German spelling. Not sure why Moore made the jump from Dutch to German.

A curious exclusion was the reindeer’s gender. As a child I always assumed they were male-female pairs: Dasher (M) and Dancer (F); Prancer (M) and Vixen (F); Comet (M) and Cupid (F); Donner (M) and Blitzen (F). That’s just the way it was in the world: male and female, and the female-sounding names were obviously so, especially Vixen, which is a female fox, as a nanny is a female goat. But others didn’t think so. The reindeer team of the 1964 Rankin-Bass Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is all male, even the effete Dancer and Cupid. Even in more recent movies, like a 1998 Rudolph movie, present them as all male, even Vixen, which is just… awkward.

But… did you another writer created his own Santa reindeer team?

Worldbuilding Wednesday 12/10/25: Estonian Names

Surreal illustration by Estonian artist Jaan Tammsaar

Estonia is one of those countries that, when I was growing up, wasn’t paid much attention to and wasn’t in the news a lot. Until 1991 it was part of the Soviet Block, but what it was like, I couldn’t tell you. In this sense it was similar to a backwater country on a fantasy map, one that has no geographic detail, and which is mentioned in the text only slightly. Like, say, Far Harad in The Lord of the Rings. What’s in Far Harad? Who rules it? What are its geographic features, its cities, its animal life? Tolkien never told us, in the trilogy at least.

Estonia (now The Republic of Estonian) had the ill fortune to be ruled by foreign powers for much of its existence, only emerging as its own nation in the 1990s. It’s a country with both Finnish and Baltic heritage and this Finnish side is reflected in its language and the randomgenned names below, which aren’t real yet incorporate the same phonemes. Among other interesting tidbits, it was the last European nation to be predominantly pagan and was Christianized only in the 12th century! If this isn’t badass enough, in 1989 two million people formed a human chain spanning Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania to demonstrates these countries’ unity in seeking independence from the then-USSR.

 

Estonian Names

Female

Ameise

Eskella

Geelise

Haäla

Hepi

Ineje

Meppi

Neevi

Nomi

Oluika

Osuta

Rooni

Ruika

Rullissa

Soosa

Taanje

Töpi

Tügke

Uka

Male

Ekas

Enaake

Güdjic

Jaake

Joise

Joomas

Jövi

Kükju

Kudsi

Lovjo

Mihkvar

Okvar

Piirmas

Raägi

Rivent

Saament

Semas

Ulas

Vöglis

Below, an interesting map showing the Estonian names for the rest of Europe.

Drop and Roll

The beast-riding post made me think of this wonderful cartoon, which has been around for at least 25 years and may have been inspired by one of the Jurassic Park movies.

 

Any info on the original creator?

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/26/25: Monstrous Mounts

Dino Riders, by Sad Irfan

Haven’t been posting much on this blog lately because I’ve been working on a novel… one aspect of which I will share here.

Figuring strongly in the novel is a decadent nation where magic-using warriors ride dragons into battle. Dragons are, in fact, bred by the island’s royal family for that purpose. So it stands that these mounts must have names by which they are referred, and that those names have a similar style so those in military know they are dragons and not, say, horses or slaves. Yet the names must also be individually distinctive since every dragon is different in appearance and  temperament, so that when a wing captain says to an underling “Prepare Warbru for riding” the underling knows who Warbru is and how he must be handled.

So I came up with a two-syllable system of limited vowels and sharp-sounding distinctive consonants, easily shouted and easily understood. The names are assigned to the dragons at birth, likely in a random fashion.

That system could work similarly for other scenarios in which monstrous mounts (think gryphons, pterosaurs, t-rexes, etc.) are bred and used for battle. (A review of one fantasy book that used the concept, The Dinosaur Lords, is here.)

This list gives an idea of it. I used vowel sounds and consonants based on the Czech language but you can just as easily substitute your own.

 

 

Names for Monster Mounts

Aadni

Ansa

Babsa

Borszi

Czaatni

Czorchi

Ebha

Essla

Hishzwa

Hwedna

Idna

Mamra

Oshzu

Raaghi

Rozhro

Satza

Sirma

Tarctza

Totzu

Tozha

Tuctzi

Turra

Ucra

Warbru

Worta

Zwimdza

 

Alice/LOTR Mashup

Does anyone still use that term any more, mashup? 

These Midjourney AI pics are from a series generated by artist Zaicab and posted on Reddit. Alice in Wonderland meets The Lord of the Rings, in the style of Victorian children’s books illustrations.

I’m sure you can guess the characters and locations.

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/5/25: The Best of Twittersnips (Cat Magic)

AI of course

The pic above reminds me of UrsulaK. LeGuin’s Catwings series, the only children’s books she wrote. (Earthsea was intended for teens, though these days it’s shelved under Adult.) In this series a mama cat gives birth to four winged kittens who have names like Harriet and James, and the quartet uses the wings to escape from their hostile surroundings. It’s a bit Beatrix Potter, published in the late 1980s when all things Victorian underwent a resurgence.

I miss that brief time before Riott Grrl and Grunge came along and changed fashion and societal concerns. It was pretty and harmless if a little twee. But the two movements combined later under Gothic Lolita, and that trend is still going strong today.

Cats are, of course, very associated with magic due to their position of being witch’s familiars. So they would have spells and magic items related to them, like these published over the years on my X (once Twitter) feed.

 

Cat Magic

Spells Albino Pride: Turns an ordinary group of lions (or lion-like monsters) into albinos – all white with red eyes.

Create Feline Golem: Creates a small clay statue of a cat that obeys the caster.

Darlingle’s Sabretooth Shadow: Creates the menacing shadow of a large, long-toothed cat within any light source.

Flat Cat: Temporarily puts a feline into the two-dimensional world, rendering them incapable of attack or being attacked. But they can also become completely invisible when viewed head-on.

Lion Velocity: Makes the recipient charge as quickly and fiercely as a lion in combat, giving them a +3 on the attack.

Magic Items
Book of Lion Magic: The covers of this volume appear to be made of pure gold. It contains all manner of spells with “lion” in the title or relating to lions.

Capelet of Endless Caterwauling: This cursed item appears to be made of wildcat pelts. When worn, the pelts will start yowling and hissing like mating cats. If the wearer tries to take it off, the pelts’ claws will dig into the wearer’s neck and shoulders so it can’t be removed without damage.

Dust of Feline Digging: When cast on the ground (and the magic words “Ty-Dee-Kat” are uttered) the dust will attract felines of all kinds who will scratch there and use the area as a litterbox.

Oil of Cat Form: When spread on the body, the user takes on the illusion of being a large feline of similar size and weight. But their abilities remain those of a human.

Perfume of Tiger Dirt: Found in a small tin stamped with a tiger’s face, this scented ungeant, made from tiger fat, enhances the wearer’s martial arts prowess. One dab lasts a few hours. It smells like sweat and sandalwood.

The Death of Jadis (End of the Summer of Narnia)

Since it’s the end of another Summer of Narnia, here’s a visual essay about endings … the ending (death) of Jadis!

It’s a scene you don’t find depicted too often. I can guess that it’s too grim.  It’s not an iconic event in the book like Lucy meeting Mr. Tumnus under the lamppost is. It just sort of… happens.

Then with a roar that shook all Narnia from the Western lamp-post to the shores of the Eastern sea the great beast flung himself upon the White Witch. Lucy saw her face lifted towards him for one second with an expression of terror and amazement. Then Lion and Witch had rolled over together but with the Witch underneath …

— The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

No mention is made of her body after this. The unsaid implication is that Aslan devours her and no trace is left.

BUT… there’s also the later line “when those who were still living saw that the Witch was dead they either gave themselves up or took to flight.” Which might mean they saw Aslan jumping on her, the witch disappearing, and assumed the worst.  Or, they saw the body. We don’t know.

I believe the former scenario is the one the Walden movie assumes, whose still of the scene is above. Before, or perhaps just after this scene, there is a shot of Tilda Swinton’s head as she sees Aslan leaping at her and her expression is  just… blank. No anger, no fear, nothing. It’s as if she knew this was her destiny all along, and doesn’t fight it. There might be a little “Oh shit, this is really happening” look in her eyes, but otherwise, nothing. I detect the hand of Disney in this. The villains in their films tend to meet their demise offscreen or in non-graphic ways, usually falling from a great height or into a bottomless pit. Alternately, they are eternally trapped (Alladin, Coco) or sent to hell (The Frog Princess, Hercules). There’s no gore and we don’t get see the body to know they’re truly dead. Such was the case with the White Witch, though to be fair, Lewis wrote the scene that way.

This cover shows Aslan actually leaping on the witch and about to drive his claws into her flesh. But by the time this scene occurs the reader already knows it’s a one-sided battle.

Artwork by Christian Birmingham

The witch shows real fear in this scene and comes across as a little pathetic. Edmund is grinning, but that’s wrong because he had been mortally wounded by them and should be dying on the ground. Remember Lucy saving him with her cordial?

Artwork by Natasha Tabatchikova

I like this one, it’s full of energy and the witch looks at once outraged, surprised, and a little fearful.

From a stage play. Even from this still the denouement looks awkward. The Aslan puppet seems to be trying to entrap the witch between its paws, but the operator can’t get the scissoring action right. It looks like the scene from the Ed Wood movie Bride of the Monster where the villain, who has been thrown into a pit with a rubber giant octopus, rolls around wrapping its arms around him to make it seem like he’s being entrapped.

I’m guessing most plays depict this scene with some stage magic. There’s dramatic lighting, sounds of battle, Aslan leaps on the witch and… SURPRISE! The lighting goes dark and there’s a chord of music. In the next few seconds scenery is shuffled and when the lights back on, everything is resolved.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 9/10/25: Aslan Cakes (Narnia LXXIV)

AI Art

If you had all the money in the world, wouldn’t you want an Aslan-shaped cake for your next celebration?

 

Aslan Cakes

Royal Roar A red velvet cake sculpted in the form of a three-dimensional lion’s head with interior layers of mascarpone cream. It is covered with yellow and gold fondant airbrushed with lifelike details.
Savannah Sunset Shaped like a reclining lion basking in the sun, this cake has multiple layers of blood orange chiffon and lemon curd. The lion’s mane is formed of candied orange peel ornamented with edible gold leaf.
Jungle King Crafted in the silhouette of a lion’s head caught in mid-roar, this cake blends salted caramel, almond paste, and espresso cream frosting.
Regal Union A wedding cake in the form of a seated lion covered with pure white vanilla cream frosting. Hand-piped buttercream rosettes add detail. On its head is a crown of edible gold leaf. The cake itself is made of champagne-infused vanilla sponge and strawberry silk mousse.
Roary the Birthday Lion This cute lion cub cake is perfect for a children’s birthday. It features fluffy buttercream frosting and facial features made of fondant. Inside are layers of vanilla funfetti spongecake  and chocolate ganache.
Lionheart A heart-shaped cake covered with citrus glaze embossed with a lion’s head. Fresh raspberries line the edges with piped whipped cream rosettes, perfect for a sophisticated dinner party.