
The Ungrateful Hero spell can turn the most powerful wizard into a moping recluse.
My favorite magic spells of the year 2025 from my X feed.
2025 Magic Spells (Best of)
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Anti-exotic Eyes: Changes a human’s eye color from gemlike or unique (purple, emerald, etc.) to an ordinary brown.

Drachenrippe spell
Drachenrippe: Also known as Dragon Ribs. Makes the recipient’s torso incredibly strong and sturdy with an AC of 3 (excluding any armor they wear.)
Endless Wagons: Makes a caravan of 3 or more wheeled vehicles appear as 12 or more, depending on the mage’s level. The illusion includes sight, smell, and auditory components.
Flotilla of the Forest: This powerful spell creates up to ten simple watercraft (rafts, canoes, etc.) out of wood found in the caster’s locale. Must be cast amongst a large group of trees.
Generate Relaxing Sound: Memorizing spells can be difficult in a noisy chaotic situation. This spell creates a white noise background for the caster so they can concentrate.
Gray is Good: Nudges a character toward neutrality if they are good or evil.
Hex of the Harshlight: Makes everyone surrounding the target judge their last action or decision in the most negative light.

Increase Bystanders spell
Increase Bystanders: Attracts passersby to an event taking place on the street, like an accident, performance, speech, or crime.
Lucent Horizen: Always the caster to know exactly what is on the horizon at the limits of sight, even if it’s hazy or unclear.
Mental Providence: Makes the recipient feel they have special protection of the gods (but they really don’t.) Can result in either brave or foolhardy behavior.
Multiply Friendship: When the caster makes a new friend, this spell makes the friends of that beings friends of the caster as well.

The neku-neku spell is always a hit at costume balls
Neku-neku: Cantrip that creates the illusion of cat ears on a humanoid’s head.
Somber Skeleton: This spell is used to protect the dead (but NOT undead.) Anyone who sees the remains will become very quiet and respectful and walk on by leaving them alone.
Stealthy Meal: Lets the caster eat quickly and without notice from others.
Tenacious Tale: When cast on a work of fiction, this ensures the reader will remember the story in detail for up to six months.
Ungrateful Hero: Causes a high-level character to whine “I just want to be normal like everyone else” and reject their hard-earned abilities.
Wingwrite: If a mage is in need of a pen, this spell nabs a suitable feather from the wing of any large bird that is passing by.
Wondrous Green Whispering: Lets a mage grow or heal plants by merely whispering to them.



Since I’ve been posting about reindeer, let’s see Santa’s flesh and blood creatures changed into sleek, tireless robot servants. It makes sense that Santa would eventually move in this direction. Such a compassionate soul as he would want to avoid stress and strain on the mortal creatures. They would be semi-retired and serve only as an honor guard for special occasions. The majority of the Christmas Eve work would be done by the robots.







Rudolph, of course, was conceived earlier, in 1939, by retail whiz Robert L. May for Montgomery Ward, which wanted an original Christmas story for a booklet they planned to give away to customers. (Fun fact: he was songwriter Johnny Marks’ brother-in-law.) Some sites say Rudolph was written for an advertising campaign, but the truth was, it was more of a promotional one and a cheaper alternative than buying new books from publishers, which is what they had been doing on previous Christmases. So another myth busted.







