Worldbuilding Wednesday 8/5/26: The Narnian Joust (Narnia LXXXII)

 

Just as there were tourneys and tournaments in Narnia, surely there were jousts, which were part of King Lune’s future plans for Corin as relayed by Mr. Tumnus.  I quoted the passage in last week’s Worldbuilding Wednesday, then realized Tumnus didn’t mention a tourney, only tilting and jousting. But these skills were honed and practiced at tourneys, or more likely behourds, which was a tourney meant just for knights-in-training and squires.

Jousting was undoubtedly the most exciting event at a tourney. Fully armored knights, dressed in their finest tourney silks and armed with shields and lances, charged at each other down a long, straight course. At first the charge was freeform; later on combatants were separated by a tilt, which could be a fence, rope, or delineation of fabric of equal length so they didn’t wander off course. Lances hit helms or shields, and BOOM! anything could happen. Knights could be knocked off, shields and lances splintered, horses fallen and injured, and competitors maimed for life. King Henry VIII of England was famously unhorsed in a 1536 joust in an impact so violent his fully armored mount (likely a Percheron-type breed, ouch) fell on him too, crushing his legs and knocking him unconscious. The accident was catastrophic for the king. It caused painful ulcers on his legs and slowly declining health for the once-vigorous monarch, as well as personality changes that influenced later history for the worse.

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AI done got it wrong.

Image prompt: “Generate a picture of the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe from the Chronicles of Narnia.”

Worldbuilding Wednesday 7/29/26: The Narnian Tourney (Narnia LXXXI)

In the later years of royal tourneys knights were elaborately outfitted for their duels

Tourneys, tournaments, and jousts are mentioned several times in the Chronicles. The first time is in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader in which Caspian mentions a tourney the Duke of Galma arranged for his visit. The second occurs in The Horse and His Boy, when Mr. Tumnus tells Cor (who he thinks is Corin) of the time he will be allowed to attend a tourney: ” [ … ] you are promised your first suit of armour and your first war horse on your next birthday. And then your Highness will begin to learn how to tilt and joust. And in a few years, if all goes well, King Peter has promised your royal father that he himself will make you Knight at Cair Paravel.”

Then, in the last book, Tirian regales Jill and Eustace with tales of Narnia’s more peaceful times: “He talked of whole centuries in which all Narnia was so happy that notable dances and feasts, or at most tournaments, were the only things that could be remembered, and every day and week had been better than the last.”

Daffy Duck takes a turn in the saddle

Those who grew up in Western culture are familiar with Medieval jousts and tourneys. There’s even been a chain of restaurants dedicated to the concept, where diners wear cardboard crowns at banquet tables, pulling apart roast chickens with their hands as knights battle in the dirt arena below them. Then there’s media depictions, from colorful movie spectacles like Ivanhoe and Robin Hood to Warner Brothers and Hanna-Barbera cartoons. The setting still has legs judging by the popularity of the late Heath Ledger’s A Knight’s Tale movie and HBO’s House of the Dragon, in which an unfortunate contestant has his face bashed to hamburger by a rival knight. Scholars of chivalry and romance literature know them too, the idea of a lovesick knight receiving a bauble from his ladylove which marks him as her champion.

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Narnia 1979 (Part 3)

Animation cell from the special, with overlays. Apparently just after Edmund stole away to betray them to the witch.

More material relating to the 1979 The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe animated TV special. These releases were made available to teachers and educators who would be using the special as class material. These two press releases detail the involvement of the Children’s Television Workshop, a nonprofit educational television production and media company which was formed to 1968 to produce the world-renowned Sesame Street children’s show. Today the company is known as Sesame Workshop, but the original name had brand recognition among children of a certain generation for its involvement in afterschool TV fare like The Electric Company and 3-2-1 Contact. It also famously launched the career of puppeteer Jim Henson.

More information on David Connell.

Captain Kangaroo was a CBS children’s show that aired weekday mornings from 1955 to 1984. It could be said to be a forerunner of Sesame Street and first cousin to Mr. Rogers. Both had genial, child-oriented hosts (though portly Captain Kangaroo, in his cartoonish red frock coat and Beatle haircut, was more of his time) and combined animation, puppetry, real-life adventures like visiting a farm or crayon factory, and slapstick comedy that was more chaotic than the gentle Fred Rogers show. I was a devoted fan. in my preschool years. I also had some merch from from it, a talking Grandfather Clock. Other puppets were Mr. Moose, Bunny Rabbit, who introduced children to classical music with piano concertos, and a life-size costumed performer called Dancing Bear who did the same for dance.

When I began to write this series I never dreamed of all the various connections I’d find. Whew!

Narnia Goes to Tibet!

A Tibetan translation of LWW. Note how the illustration resembles a Buddhist  thangka in style if not subject matter.

The illustrator must have read the book too, because we have leopard courtiers holding a banner and throne, an oddly cowlike satyr’s head, a unicorn and flying horse (even though they weren’t mentioned in the text, only in Pauline Baynes’ drawings) and some naiads/nymphs, one of whom is playing a dram-nyen, a Tibetan lute. And Aslan of course, who is orientalized into more of a Foo Lion.

The White Witch hovers at the top right, holding her wand and a wavy-bladed kris sword.. Localization at its finest.

Narnia 1979 (Part 2)

Here’s some teachers’ notes which were sent to schools in advance of the 1979 CBS broadcast of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe cartoon.

DVD cover for the full version of the cartoon

I had a moment of nostalgia reading these discussion points. First, they seem very literary and in-depth compared to the notes which would be written for students today. I can’t imagine a 10 or 11 year old answering any of them or even knowing what they mean.  Perhaps students then had an attention span that doesn’t exist anymore. Oh wait, I was a student back then. I know I did.

Second, in the 1970s, 80s, and early 90s television was truly mass media in a way that wouldn’t exist today, with its plethora of disparate alternate media. Nearly all the U.S. public had a TV set or access to one; TV specials like, say, Jacques Cousteau, pre-empted normal programming and were Big Events to the schoolchildren of the day. If teachers assigned a TV special to be watched, it would be watched, unless the child’s family was away from home doing something else.

Third, the reference to The Phantom Tollbooth, a prominent YA book of the 1970s that, for some reason, has gone out of fashion for today’s audiences.

Unlike the press announcement I showed in Part 1, these notes are typeset. I’m guessing the producers wanted them to stick around a while in case the special re-broadcast, which it was (and eventually turned up in VHS and DVD forms.)

 

Fun fact: The actor who voiced Mr. Tumnus was Victor Spinetti, who also appeared in the musical version of The Little Prince and The Beatles’ Magical Mystery Tour!

Worldbuilding Wednesday 7/15/26: Galmian Names (Narnia LXXX)

What sort of names would the folk of Galma have? Being as I have headcanoned the isle with Scottish roots, they would sound very Gaelic, like these.

 

Galmian Names

Male

Brailoc

Breccan

Caelan

Dularic

Fynian

Gaerloch

Keirdan

Lochlain

Maerchor

Malric

Torloc

Female

Aerianna

Becca

Eileina

Eillira

Faelinn

Fighora

Lyraena

Mairen

Saorthen

Sorchra

Tirena

 

Wilt thou be mine?

AI art by lurkingsince95

It will be the wedding of the century! Sauron proposes to his ladylove Jadis of Charn, also known as the White Witch, to unite the lands of Narnia and Middle-Earth. I can’t think of a more perfect match. Can you?