In Praise of Oliphaunts

Artwork: Oliphaunt am I, by Wynahiros


Grey as a mouse,
Big as a house,
Nose like a snake,
I make the earth shake,
As I tramp through the grass;
Trees crack as I pass.

J.R.R. Tolkien, “Oliphaunt”

Oliphaunts, or mumakil as Tolkien also called them, are one of the mythical creatures most identified with the trilogy. It’s clear they are based on the elephant shock troops of India, with howdahs housing bowmen as the animal itself provides brute power for destroying fortifications and crushing impeding fighters; such stories from British Colonial India would have still floating around in Tolkien’s youth. Yet it’s also clear from that mumakil are a species apart and meant, by their name, to remind the reader of mammoths and other prehistoric pachyderms. That they are never described in depth means artists can make their interpretations of the beast.

Mumakil from The Lord of the Rings movie [oliphaunt]

From Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings movie trilogy

Jackson’s mumakil is a titanic creature larger than even indricotherium, the largest land mammal known to have existed. Yet the movie mumakil is twice as tall. Its oversized bulk may not be realistically possible, but fits in with the oversized scale of everything else in the movie. The extra tusks lend the creature a sinister prehistoric air and are again derived from ancient proboscideans such as stegotetrabelodon, as well as modern boars. All in all a very good design at capturing the fantastic.

Mumakil design by Curtiss Shaffer [oliphaunt]

Mumakil design by Curtiss Shaffer

But some artists have other ideas. This rendition of a mumakil / oliphaunt has hooves and a triceratops-like bony frill on its head, which is set on high shoulders like a modern giraffe’s. And it looks mean.

Tolkien Art by Sergei Iukhimov

Art by Sergei Iukhimov

This mumakil is scaled more realistically so it’s the style that stands out — Russian Orthodox religious iconography.

Southern Support by psychohazard

Southern Support by psychohazard

This mumakil cribs from the movie version, but there are differences. Its extra tusks curve downward and backward from its lower jaw, like the prehistoric elephant deinotherium, the largest known member of the elephant family. Its doleful, floppy ears lend an interesting touch. How carefully it steps to avoid squishing something!

Elephant Illustration by Rodney Matthews

Illustration by Rodney Matthews

Rodney Matthews, who has other Tolkien illustrations in his portfolio, created this vision of the mumakil in their home country. Well, maybe not, since the riders have four arms. But it’s an interesting, psychedelic take.

Elephant-like creature by Frank Frazetta

Illustration by Frank Frazetta

I don’t know if Frazetta intended this animal to be a mumakil either, but it’s huge, angry, four-tusked (and two-horned) and so could serve.

Mumakil by CG-Warrior on DeviantArt

Mumakil by CG-Warrior on DeviantArt

Mumakils in battle. They are huge, though not excessively so, and attack aggressively going by that poor horse. They combine both mammoth and deinotherium tusks and wear armor to protect their eyes and sensitive upper nostril region.They are not the speedy, marching beasts of Jackson’s version, but bulky, bellowing brawlers who are untroubled by all the arrows they’re collecting. In short, close to definitive for me.

Artwork by Piya Wannachaiwong [ oliphaunt ]

Artwork by Piya Wannachaiwong

Another battling mumakil, this one with six tusks, two of them bloodied, and spiked cuffs on its feet which are put to bloody use as well.  It is also a carnivore, going by their teeth. Is it sentient, serving its dark master willingly? The huge scarlet banner is a nice touch, as well as the details of the armor which is similar to that used by the Indian Mughals.

Illustration by Daniel Ljunggren [ oliphaunt ]

Illustration by Daniel Ljunggren

Now THIS is an oliphaunt! Not sure what happened to its trunk, though.

Three Editions Through Time

Three editions of the trilogy over the years. The top one is the first, unauthorized paperback version. Note that the Nazgul on the cover of The Two Towers is a pegasus and not the reptilian creature that was actually in the book. The artist got other details right, like the black-robed, faceless Nazgul, and others wrong, like Gandalf the Yellow, so whether it was their fault or the publisher’s is up for grabs.  Donald Wollheim of Ace books  was the one who released this edition. He realized the property was hot and would sell well, but Tolkien refused to agree to a paperback version — in his mind , these were associated with pulpy trash. Wollheim published them anyway in 1965, believing they were not under copyright in the U.S. While the legal battle was being fought, Tolkien agreed to an authorized version with Ballantine books, realizing from his fans that there was a demand for a mass-market edition. He urged them to buy the Ballantine — the “official” — release, which was rush-released in 1966 to compete with Ace’s version.

The Ballantine is the second version pictured above, with psychedelic covers by New York artist Barbara Remington. The publication was so hurried she didn’t even receive a copy of the book and had to rely on descriptions from friends who had read it. The complete painting was divided in three, each section appearing on the cover of each volume. The whole remains an iconic images from the 1960s, gracing many a hippie wall. Remington picked up extra work from Wollheim doing the covers for E.R. Eddison’s books, which were released in paperback form to jump on the high fantasy bandwagon. (I’ll be reviewing one later.)

The last version is from a boxed set of the trilogy released in the late 1970s by Ballantine Books. This is the one I got for Christmas. They were oversized trade paperbacks, thick and fat, at a time when trade paperbacks, with slipcovers, were a novelty.

Plagiarism, Hobbit Style

Looking through my Pinterest feed for Tolkien images, I found this cover for a French edition of The Hobbit. It looked awfully familiar to me. Then I figured out where I had seen it before.

Now, I wish the artist had been just a little more creative and not cribbed what is obvious, particularly as Frank Frazetta, whose illustration this is, is not known for his depictions of dragons. Human figures, big cats, horses, werewolves, fine. But his dragons looks like lazy, oversized Gila monsters. While Gila monsters can be vicious and poisonous, they do not have the dragon-like qualities of intelligence, speed, flight, and fire. The warriors in the pic are  reacting far too quickly for the threat before them. They should be dividing and backing off, holding their swords for a deep thrust and not in a hack n’ slash fashion.

As an artist myself, I don’t like the French cover at all, and I doubt the artist even read the book, or the relevant sections of the book. Bilbo is not depicted at all, instead the human bowman gets the glory while holding his odd perspective. And Smaug looks too much like a giant bat which is suspended strangely on the clouds.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 3/14/18: The Lord of the Things, Part II

Eowyn bitchslaps the Captain of the Nazgul

Here we are moving on to more characters in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, with more variations. So hypothetical Freudno Buffins of Buff End can have brave-hearted companions like Gjori the Dwarf and Laegolach the Elf.

There are other Tolkien name generators, of course. Most of them, to my eyes at least, work on the syllable or phoreme principal, Chinese-menu style — pick one from Column A, one from Column B, one from Column C.

Here’s a few:

Dragon’s Mark Name Generator
Tolkien names are toward the bottom. Includes Elf, Dwarf, Halfling, Orc, and swords.
Examples (Dwarves): Gloli, Rosin, Glogan, Magnar, Hignus

LOTR Race Name Generators from Fantasynamegenerators.com
More racial names, including Balrog and Maiar
Examples (Maiar): Kilénd, Suawam, Nenmainde, Ruanor, Sólmume

Ent name generator, from Seventh Sanctum
Treebeard-type generators are few and far between, which is why this one is nice.
Examples: Beardtrunk, Birchcrown, Brownlock, Craftwillow, Madthicket, Weedlock

Sindarin Elf Name Generator
Very useful one here, utilizing the actual Sindarin language as Tolkien would have intended. Lists can tweaked by gender, age, locale, and other details.
Examples: Duirronis, Forobes, Tathardis, Cíchanar, Laerguldir 

Age of the Ring Translator
This one gives multiple Middle Earth names based on your own name.
Example:

If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Frebo Proudfoot
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Laddyn
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Isil-Gar
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Tosil
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Gadash
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Orange Necromancer
and your sword would be called Glamallos

 

Lord of the Rings Name Variations

LEGOLAS

Zágolas

Sjigolas

Vexolus

Leyülan

Megolys

Lagylas

Legozas

Legolaph

Laegolas

Laegolach

Larothös

Lebrulas

GIMLI

Dmirí

Gzimni

Dophi

Glanae

Gjori

Gobli

Gissi

Gimlo

Graveni

Grili

Gospun

Geubri

EOWYN

Aiffwyn

Aeülan

Eantha

Eorhyn

Eloutha

Eandris

Eythis

Aéwyn

Eálandra

Yawyn

Iowyn

Eulina

THEODEN

Throudlan

Thücarnen

Thíroduist

Theodeil

Thyoden

Thymunen

Heoden

Fëoden

Theodley

Treoden

Theodini

Tethoren

SARUMAN

Sarmankh

Sarran

Ciruman

Surumand

Saradian

Saryan

Serushin

Gabruman

Sarumaz

Baduman

Söruvan

Suphoran

ELROND

Elkhynd

Elröch

Elrind

Olphond

Elründ

Álründ

Elmond

Aelrond

Ülrond

Élrosol

Ellond

Alyond

The Fellowship of the Ring Chinese Cover

Cover for Chinese edition of The Fellowship of the Ring, 2014, by artist Jian Guo

This beautiful cover, reminiscent of Chinese jade carvings, was part of a competition by WenJing Publishing to release the trilogy for an Asian market.  I like it when the books receive artistic interpretations of the country they are released in.

Smaug the Terrible

There he lay, a vast red-golden dragon, fast asleep; a thrumming came from his jaws and nostrils, and wisps of smoke, but his fires were low in slumber. Beneath him, under all his limbs and his huge coiled tail, and about him on all sides stretching away across the unseen floors, lay countless piles of precious things, gold wrought and un-wrought, gems and jewels, and silver red-stained in the ruddy light.

— J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

Smaug is probably the most famous dragon in fantasy fiction. With a starring role in The Hobbit, he’s been interpreted countless times by different artists, some off the cuff, others more faithful to the book. Let’s look at some of them.


Tolkien’s version of Smaug

Though J.R.R. Tolkien described himself as not much of an artist, this is actually a decent rendition that would not disgrace a children’s book today. Here Smaug looks appropriately smug and lazy, but his size is… well, underwhelming. There’s nothing here of the evil power and majesty of the creature from the book. Bilbo’s proportions (if that is Bilbo at the right foreground of the treasure pile) also look off; he’s more humanlike than hobbitlike. I get the feeling Smaug might swallow him whole, but it would be a struggle for him.

Smaug by Tim Kirk

As I wrote in this post, Kirk’s Smaug remains my favorite, even though his coloration is not true to the text. His eyes with their horizontal pupils — like a goat’s, that animal of Satan —  are different, and hypnotizing in their alien aspect. The skeletons in the foreground add a gruesome touch and are indicative of his great size

Smaug by Ted Naismith

Along with Alan Greene and John Howe, Ted Naismith is one of the most prolific Tolkien illustrators. I have to say he has a better hand with landscapes and buildings than characters though — his Smaug looks too spindly and static to be much of a threat, even though, by his nasty expression, he thinks he is. I’m reminded more of Gollum hissing, “My Precious.”

Alan Lee’s Smaug

Alan Lee was instrumental in designing the delicate, pastoral look of Peter Jackson’s movies, yet like Naismith he misses the mark on Smaug, who is just too ethereal and pretty here to be a man-eater as he sleeps gently coiled and dreaming on his nest.

Smaug, by the Brothers Hildebrandt

From pretty Smaug we move to this massive creature by the Brothers Hildebrandt, which graced a Tolkien calendar in 1976. The color is right, the treasure, the size, the power… yet, he could be any dragon. There’s nothing here that says Smaug. He’s neither coiled nor sleeping on his treasure heap, and his expression is just… BLAARGH! MAKE FIRE! Plus, his butt is too huge to belong to Tolkien’s snakelike coiler.

Ian Miller’s Smaug

Ian Miller, who has also done other Tolkien illustrations, contributes an abstract, tissoplastic version. His technique recalls Victorian-age scientific illustrations like this. It’s interesting, yet doesn’t much recall Smaug either.

John Howe’s Smaug

Howe does a wonderful Smaug here. His color, size, expression, and sleeping habit make him the dangerous antagonist of the book. My only quibble is his head is too long and narrow for his body.

Smaug from an Italian edition of The Hobbit

Smaug gets extra goofy here (admittedly, so is Bilbo, at lower right.) His size is way too small considering the open treasure chest by his side. And why the lion paws?

Smaug by Katarzyna Kniecik

Kniecik gives us a wonderful version here inspired by movie Smaug yet not adhering 100% to it. Smaug is red-gold, large, greedy, and coiling on his pile — in fact he is dwarfing it — and his downturned jowl, pouched neck, and hooded eyes suggest malice and craftiness, and the ability to swallow things whole. Bilbo can only stand before him in awe, perhaps a little too closely. The watercolor technique recalls Alan Lee’s version.

Smaug from the 1977 Hobbit movie

Rankin/Bass made an animated  television special of The Hobbit which was aired in 1977. It’s pretty fun, but not definitive. Smaug is a strange creature in this pic, with a wolflike face, furry back, and bloated red body, but the depiction was effective in motion combined with the voice acting, done with gravelly roughness by actor Richard Boone. When he utters,  “And my breath… death!” he takes aim at a suit of armor and melts into slag. That’s the Smaug I love!

The Desolation of Smaug, by Mas Barlett

DeviantArt, a showcase site for fantasy artists, has many wonderful versions of Smaug that are as good as, or better than, the older ones from the 70s and 80s. This one by Mas Bartlett captures the dragon’s size, suspiciousness, and power. He is not exactly “red-golden” but his underside glows from the internal flames within.

 

Worldbuilding Wednesday 3/7/18: The Lord of the Things, Part I

The Council of Elrond, Lego style

J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings trilogy has been a major influence for many, many, fantasy writers, myself included. (Or course, many fantasy writers detest it also.) And also like me, probably, at some point, budding young fantasy writers made up people, places, and things that sounded very much like Tolkien’s, in his inimitable naming style. Many, many Boromirs have bitten the dust in some junior high dungeon adventure, and many, many Galadriels and Arwens wielded magic in some fantasy kingdom, not to mention barked or purred if they were female.

If you still have a liking for Tolkien’s names and don’t want to give them up because they fit your character so well, try some of these variations.

FRODO

Frodá

Frodí

Glodo

Clodü

Smerri

Glodí

Frodé

Frojalo

Szodo

Snumo

Snodo

Frovillí

GANDALF

Hanalf

Gandulus

Gandbar

Gandius

Barralf

Granbar

Grisalve

Gandthan

Gandeart

Gandbor

Gandián

Boryalf

ARAGORN

Arazhor

Perorn

Aragës

Aragairn

Aragobra

Sephorn

Shenorn

Imlürn

Zillárn

Wynnorn

Aragéton

Aragyr

GOLLUM

Woddum

Gílltaun

Goddfer

Golljer

Gollaik

Glossum

Tollum

Zhollum

Gïrrum

Gállanul

Smodae

Zaffum

GALADRIEL

Phaladriel

Zhalamelly

Gyladrieth

Gamorriel

Wihodhiel

Sobraniel

Khuzaziel

Rhábbathiel

Grévodiel

Vhurakiel

Kashyriel

Lyrabriel

BOROMIR

Borovaler

Boräbrin

Baryzim

Alfomich

Boroshen

Boroelf

Zarömir

Athümir

Boravins

Borovat

Bestomir

Auromir

Der Kleine Hobbit

German edition

This German cover of J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit changes the title slightly to “The Little Hobbit” and pairs a bloated, toadlike, crazy-eyed Smaug with a tap-dancing Hobbit waving a top hat. The whole is enclosed in a trompe l’oeil frame with a spider crawling on the bottom, which alludes to the dwarves’ misadventures in the forest of Mirkwood. One could say the artist, Klaus Ensikat, didn’t bother to read the book, but it’s also common practice in publishing for the project manager to give them a description of what they want, not the whole book, and those descriptions are open to interpretation, or omit what’s clearly in the text. Thus, “red-gold” Smaug becomes greenish-gray and sprouts butterfly wings. Nevertheless, I find it delightful.

Russia does The Hobbit

In the 1980s the Russians made their own version of The Hobbit (unauthorized — copyrights, shmopyrights!) for TV.

It is not so big budget, but the acting is delightful. I particularly like the baby crocodile Smaug.

Tolkien Month

Sauron’s forces on the move

It’s Tolkien Month here on my website! A little odd considering I have been writing mostly erotica and horror, but my roots are in SF and Fantasy. Reading E.R. Eddison’s The Worm Ouroboros, a progenitor of Tolkien’s and a probable influence, has made me appreciate the good professor even more. Not that Eddison is bad, mind you — it’s that by reading his work that I was able to see the historical, literary context behind Tolkien’s, and the roots of modern fantasy itself. And like it or not, Tolkien certainly laid the groundwork.

Other Tolkien scholars have said what I could say 1000% better, so the point of me adding my two cents to the topic is not one of deep analysis. Rather, it’s a scrapbook that highlights what I like, have found, or find interesting about his work, and in particular his publishing history.

Let’s start with an appreciation of Tim Kirk, an artist who gave, in my opinion, one of the best Tolkien interpretations around, and whose vision I prefer over Alan Greene’s and John Howe’s. The orc army above is what I continue to see in my mind’s eye whenever I re-read the trilogy: greenish-skinned, hulking samurai striding out of the mist.  I like the way Kirk has limited his palette and chosen to highlight the three figures at the left in detail, while the ones in the rear are more stylized, recalling the work of Barbara Remington’s 1960s Ballantine paperback covers, which I’ll highlight later — all streaming flags and surreal, elongated glaives.

Smaug

This is by far my favorite Smaug. As a teen, I received this calendar containing Kirk’s artwork one Christmas and I remember trying to duplicate his Smaug again and again, to poor result. Again, the palette is limited to murky browns and purples, and the image is clear and iconic. Kirk cuts loose from the book in that Smaug is black, or dark maroon, rather than the red-gold creature of the book, but it’s very effective paired with the creature’s hypnotic, yellow-green eyes, which have side pupils that give him an otherworldly air. And I love the way he lightly yet possessively holds his front talons over the pile of treasure. It’s as if he’s sitting for a portrait.

Galadriel, Celeborn, and Frodo

I was not so fond of this picture as I was of Smaug’s, as Frodo looks unfinished, but again, it’s a good, iconic rendition with a limited palette, muted grays and lavenders contrasting with the more earthy browns of Frodo’s garb. Though described in the calendar as “fan art” these pictures were actually painted by Kirk as part of his Master’s Degree in illustration from California State University. Later he worked commercially, doing cover illustrations for DAW books, and  founded his own design firm. In recent years, he served on the advisory board of The Museum of Pop Culture here in Seattle.

Gandalf arrives at Bag End

I find Kirk’s Gandalf the most wizardly, Gandalf-y Gandalf outside of Ian McKellan’s movie depiction. Frodo varies in appearance across the calendar, so taken as a whole the pics are less unified than they could have been, but I assume that since they were for a thesis, they were done over a long period of time and professional publication was not the goal.

Smaug attacks Rivertown

Again the town I see whenever I re-read The Hobbit, though the flying, glowing shadow does not seem to belong to the Smaug in the earlier pic — it seems more like a Nazgul. I like the rich forest greens and jades of the buildings and the yellow lights reflected in the water.

Orc soldiers

Two orcs on the march, perhaps conversing to pass the time. They are the book’s villains, yet, they seem oddly sympathetic here. They’re just a pair of grunts doing their job.

Frodo comes to the end of his journey

I always liked this pic as well. Frodo arrives at the Far Shores, a scene never depicted in the books, only told in  postscript. He eagerly climbs up on the foremast to get a batter look. The mountains are green and lush, the city inviting, if a little R’lyeh looking. The domed building, in fact, reminds me a little of Florence cathedral. From here he passes into myth.