In the recent hit Netflix Stranger Things the high school students hang out at Starcourt Mall to alleviate the boredom of their small-town lives. Though treated as an exotic element in the show, hanging out at the mall was, once, very common in the 1970s and 1980s. There was an element of snobbishness in it because, number one, you actually had to have money to buy something, and number two, because most were in suburbia, you had to have a car to get there, or know someone with a car. Or you could take the bus, like me and my friend did when my mother refused to drive us. It was a whole afternoon’s excursion and we had to transfer in a bad part of the city. To naive 15-year-olds, it was like flying to Paris for the weekend in terms of time, money, and energy expended.
The mall pictured above is Oxford Valley, not the one we went to, but one we visited every once in a while. It opened in the year 1974 and as a child I remember running full speed down that winding spiral ramp pictured in the lower photo, clutching a double-dipped ice cream cone from Baskin Robbins — peanut butter and banana. My first credit card was from the Bamberger’s store.
Malls had many different naming conventions, depending on where they were and if they were upscale, outlet, suburban, or specialized. In my part of the east coast they tended to be named after historical places or landscape features, but in the big city, the names were more snobbish and creative. Here’s a list free for use. One of them is meant in fun — can you find it?
Malls
Shoppers World at Linden Park
Hardbattle Grand Junction Cuban Square Mall The Brick Market The Lemon Yard Gazena County Market Midlands Mall The Galleria at Cherryview Angelfort Woods Market Winter Gateway Center Dillun Market The Skymall at Sunset Field Swan Place Shieldburn Farmers Market Aqueduct Town Center The Terminal at Seafeld King’s Olde Plum Orchard Mall Shield Bridge Riverwalk Stonefort Shopping Mall Metro Fashion Outlets of Loganham Oldbridge Shopping Mall Eldertower Family Center Limeiurs Riverview Uptown City Center Queen’s Trinity Yard Hillfeld at the Hub |
Moorcult Mall
Crossroads at Redvale Metro Mills The Promenade at Capitol Court Bear Meadows Shopping Mall Frustration at the Hub West Outlet Shops at Pennyhem Playgrove Mall Tri-Cities Luxury Court The Mall at Summer Spirit Pennythorough Shoppes The Crossings at Rockfield Cloughrin Shopping Mall Gilaray Grand Junction Heathland Bridge Thorogood Pike Luxury Mall Bayrion Shopping Center Alamo Market Square The Mall at Pointbattle Trentham Place Postover Crossing Mall Outlet Shops at Anderweldt Waltine Mall Town Center at Alder Chapel Belfred Mall The Queen’s Quad at Shelderlay |