| Alpha-Ina’s Interdimensional Water: Water that appears in more than one dimension. For example, a basin of this water in the material prime can be used for inhabitants to drink from in the Ethereal plane.
Amulet of Stolen Courage: Enables the wielder to steal morale from one creature, and bestow it on themselves or on another.
Amulet of the Sea Serpent: Allows the wielder to converse with sea serpents, but not to control them.
Baton of Raptor Shrinkage: Decreases the size of any predatory bird it is pointed at by 75 percent.
Bedpan of Noisy Tumbling: This cursed item will always fall out of the bed when used, spilling its waste and making a lot of noise as it rolls over and over.
Blossomstrong Biscuits: When one of these magical items is crumbled into the soil surrounding a plant, it makes the plant grow healthy and strong and reach maturity ten times as quickly.
Boathook of Incineration: When thrown onto any boat, the hook makes it burst into flames.
Breathspoon: Allows the user to capture the last breath of a dying man, which can be used in certain necromantic spells.
Carafe of Villainous Breath: Makes the drinker’s breath so foul they can actually stun others with it.
Chain of Virgin Iron: The only thing that will hold a dark elf.
Chime of Self Verification: When struck, beings within 10’ of the wielder will see them exactly as they see themselves. (Be careful of your emotional state when using this item.)
Coffin Of Wondrous Shape: Magically sizes itself to contain the corpse of any creature up to horse size. More importantly, it magically locks so those inside can’t get out.
Compass of Assassination Orientation: Tells the user which direction assassins are approaching from, whether or not they have ill intent.
Crust-Crimper of Deadly Appetite: Any pies made with this kitchen tool instill a monstrous appetite in whoever eats them. Victims will keep eating until exhausted and/or vomiting.
Cube of Thunder: Lets the user capture a thunderclap as it occurs and play it back later.
Dragonfly pen: As light and agile as a dragonfly to write with, and never needs to be dipped in ink.
Eregan’s Squamous Organ: An organ with giant snakes instead of pipes that sing in human voices.
Erica-Ricah’s Helpful Salt: Dispels evil spirits when sprinkled in the corners of a house.
Gem of Basilisk Mummification: Turns a basilisk into a dried up mummy with all its petrification powers intact.
Granny’s Dirt Cube: One square yard of dirt magically compressed into a 1-inch cube. Useful for transporting soil or blinding foes
Grimoire of the Virtuous Spellcaster: Contains spells for good-aligned magic users only.
Halfling Glue: This colorless, odorless, textureless substance is undetectable by most creatures, but when a Halfling touches it, they will stick fast. Hilarious prank for parties.
Handmirror of the Fox: Any kitsune in human guise is revealed as what they really in this item’s reflection.
Hesjerine’s Arboreal Grease: When smeared on a tree trunk or branch, this prevents any being from climbing it, as they will slide off.
Ink of Widow’s Wrath: When a letter written with this ink is read by a female being, it causes her husband to die, if she has one.
Jewel of Humiliating Ecstasy: Whoever clutches this accursed jewel will orgasm over and over until foaming at the mouth, causing those witnessing it to laugh at them.
Jewel of the Gorgon: This expensive gem looks harmless, but when peered into deeply, it turns the looker into stone.
Karlatrin’s Magma Marbles: Marbles that can become red-hot pieces of molten glass. |
