Narnia Bento Boxes

With the magic of Midjourney, here’s some AI-created Narnia-themed bento boxes! Using a photorealistic style after those posted in Gourmet magazine.

This is the first one. Rustic container, Aslan cut-food art (I think it’s daikon radish) in the center, something that looks like Turkish Delight to his upper left. I had specified Narnian foods, thinking I’d get some of the delicacies Lewis describes, but most of it seems suited for animals — carrots, broccoli, grapes, cherry tomatoes, and dried apricots. Something that looks like arborio rice, and, disturbingly, two dishes that look like they contain mealworms. Aside from Aslan’s grimace, it’s plausible.

This Aslan face is nicer and has a pasta mane. The container is still rustic, and we also get buckwheat noodles, almond butter, a fresh star anise, tiny lemons, a fresh fig, small slices of parmesan cheese, a small bulb of fennel, and a tomato that looks to be made out of sundried tomato paste. I’ll call it the Italianate version.

And oh boy, Midjourney threw out this Christmas kid’s edition bento box! TWO Aslan cookies, goldfish crackers, and wafers depicting Mr. Tumnus and Mr. and Mrs. Beaver.

May the Purple Reign

When the Prince Caspian movie came out in 2008, someone made this spoof.

Narnian Witches: Jadis

Now we come to my favorite part of the Summer of Narnia — posting endless depictions of my favorite character, Queen Jadis, late of Charn. (She’s the same person as the White Witch, but Queen of Charn is her first incarnation, so to speak.)

There have been many stage productions of The Magician’s Nephew over the years, and, like most of the Chronicles, they rely heavily on the audience’s imaginations, and creative sets, lighting, and costuming, to convey the dramatic events of the story. These two Jadises (left and below) use simple costumes in rich fabrics but muted colors. This is so they can reflect the colored spotlights (red for Charn, green for the Wood Between the World, etc.)

This costume has a wonderful baroque crown and jewelry for the Queen, looking vaguely Byzantine.

An artist’s illustration showing Jadis in Whore-of-Babylon red with a malicious expression as she recounts her wild ride through London on the roof of a horse-drawn cab.

Jadis in the ruins of Charn. Likely art-nouveau inspired AI generation going by the odd nature of her right hand, but I’ll give it the benefit of a doubt. Slinky and dramatic.

A Witch is Born, by Joel Chaim Holtzman

Again, not Jadis (and her nameless sibling.) Interestingly enough, however, the pair are also twin magic-using sisters in a fantasy setting. It’s a scene from a Conan the Barbarian story by the late Robert E. Howard depicting magic rivals Taramis and Salome.

Now I’ll move on to pictures of Queens and Empresses.

Luxurious and world-weary Empress Theodora.

Empress, by Bob Greyvenstein

A rather jumbled-up but panoramic depiction of an Empress and her kingdom which stretches out into the distance, like Charn does.

This Queen is unnamed, but it could be Jadis watching Charn burn under the attack of her sister.

Russian White Witch

A lovely Russian-inspired White Witch with a cruel expression.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 8/9/23: Narnian Inns (Narnia XLVIII)

A talking sloth at the local inn

By the end of the reign of the Telmarine kings, the human population of Narnia had grown. In The Silver Chair, in fact, it’s stated that one in five citizens was a human, the rest being dwarves, Talking Beasts, centaurs, and the like. And if there’s one thing humans love, it’s having  a drink in the local pub. So here’s some inns which may have existed in Narnia at that time.

 

Narnian Inns

Phoenix Hill Public Inn

Roughraven’s Den and Eatery

Pursesprawlin’s Inn and Alehouse

King’s Rest

The Queen’s Harp

Kingblossom Pub

Griffon’s Crown

The Inn of Dryadsdale

The Puzzled Dragon

The Naiad’s Neck

Queensgirdle Public Inn

The Hamadryad’s Horn

Longfeather’s

The Hare’s Charm

The Proud Lion

The Leopard’s Fiddle

The Ridgeland Inn

The Dusty Stag

The Granta Book of India
[Reading Challenge 2023]


The Granta Book of India

Edited by Ian Jack
Granta Publications, 2004

[ #15:  East meets West:  A book taking place in Asia (Turkey to Japan, Siberia to Vietnam) ]

The local Little Free Library has, again, provided me with a challenge book! This one, The Granta Book of India. I had a good experience with the last Granta anthology I read some years back so figured I’d slot this one in as my Asian challenge, because Asia, contrary to how I think of it, also includes the Indian subcontinent.

Because I was still not sure what Granta is, I looked it up, and discovered it was founded as a literary magazine in 1889 by students at Cambridge University. It went pro in 1979 when it became a quarterly literary journal and has also been publishing specialty anthologies, like this one.

This was one of those books I found a joy to read. Of the seventeen stories, essays, and articles, I can call only two of them duds. The rest I’d rate four to five stars. All of them dealt with India and/or Pakistan: rural villages, big cities like Mumbai, memoirs of travelers to both. The India/Pakistan conflicts were touched upon in several, a subject which I didn’t know much about; one excellent article, “Jihadists” was about the conflicts that led to the 9/11 attacks and what was going on in Pakistan and Afghanistan afterward. Although the political commentary was outdated (most of the book’s material was from the 1990s) most of the writers were from India or Pakistan and so it was interesting to hear their viewpoints. The fiction was mainly slices-of-life from the lives of ordinary Indian people, like a businessman who is embarrassed by, but also enjoys, his wife’s singing talent (“White Lies” by Amit Chaudhuri).

Other favorites of mine were “What Bengali Widows Cannot Eat” by Chitrita Banerjee, in which an Indian-American cookbook writer describes her mother’s Indian widowhood customs, one of which is not eating any meat, ever again. According to custom widows are treated as bad luck in India among all classes and the older generation of women, at least, is still buying into this. It could have been another “Gee-it-sucks-to-be-woman-in-[name of country]” story that usually pops up whenever some Asian country in essayed, but the descriptions of the food were truly sumptuous.

The other article I enjoyed, also about a woman, was “Little Durga” by Shampa Banerjee (not related to the author above, Banerjee is something of the “Smith” of India). This was the adult recollections of the child actress who had played the role of  older sister to Apu, the main character in the Apu movie trilogy of acclaimed director  Satyajit Ray.

The other was the recollections of the actress who became famous for playing a little girl in an acclaimed Indian movie.

The two duds were an incoherent article/memoir about dervishes and a story about an Indian tutor, Ivy League educated, who agrees to ghost-write a college entrance essay for an unmotivated American girl living in Bombay with her expat father. The tutor has a bit of a crush on the girl. This wasn’t badly written, but just rubbed me the wrong way. First, the main character knowingly participates in fraud, second, I don’t have a lot of sympathy for spoiled teenage girls who can’t be assed to write their own essays, no matter how young and rich and beautiful they are.

The story just sort of… ended, without much of a conclusion, as most of the fiction did, and not a few of the essays. Which wasn’t necessarily bad, I enjoyed reading them. But I do wonder if that is considered the thing to do now when writing modern essays. I was raised, for example, to write a beginning, a middle, and an end, and if not handing the conclusion to the reader, point them to it with some very strong hints. But a lot of the material forced me to draw my own.

White Witch, kinda Tilda Swintonish.

I thought I was done with the White Witch pics for the summer, but then I came across this gorgeous AI one. But note there was no white horse in the story!

Malice in Jade [Narnia Fanfic]

A Chronicles of Narnia fanfic — NSFW

 

Malice In Jade

 

I find such pleasure in tormenting this fool.

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