The Weightless Ones

They are coming for you and you can’t hide from them… ever.

 

(Art by Alexey Andreev)

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/22/17: Supernatural Beings

 

Abaraxas, a Gnostic deity

There are all sorts of fairies, elementals, grues, demons, devils, angels, nature spirits, and the like in fantasy. Often they serve a purpose in the story, and just as often they are there for window dressing, like the offhand mentions of pookas or kelpies causing trouble. In fact, things wouldn’t be the same if they weren’t there. The more bizarre, the better. Take the above character for instance: the Gnostic entity Abraxus, a rooster-headed man with snake’s legs.

Here’s a list to embolden your own work or act as inspiration.

 

Supernatural Beings

Ganjader: The Messenger of the Gods, a divine hawk with the head of a beautiful silver-eyed maiden.

Valkagers: Winged men who serve the gods. They have twelve eyes and stentorian voices.

Psitemph: A divine horse with silver horns and a plaintive moan when saddened.

Gongstait: A tree spirit in the form of a green ape with six arms and bulbous, bloodshot eyes.

Sorenphid: A muscular demigod with the head of a stag and tanned, brawny arms. He created the first bow, stringing it from his own forehead hair.

Zaftaloon: The demon king of centipedes. He appears in the form of a one-eyed centaur and can knowledgeably discuss alchemy and philosophy. Instead of four hooved legs, he has a hundred.

Mantiunda: Also known as the Swan Queen. In the form of a maiden she can be recognized by her white, feathered ears.

Vroleth: An arcane being that looks like a clam with the head of a camel. Sages say it created the world from a ball of its own dung.

Lion-King Theraclasp: A legendary ruler with the head of a lion and scarlet wings. He has a snowy white pelt and travels in a giant juggernaut pulled by fifty groaning slaves.

Yelwherry: A heavenly messenger with a cheetah’s head and the torso of a comely youth. On his head he bears two golden horns. Sacred writings say he farts loudly when startled.

Vampamon: A mysterious entity with the antlers of a deer, the lower body of a serpent, and hot, steaming breath.

Sulsodyne: The God of Divine Inquisition and Torture. He sends out plagues of locusts to punish infidels.

Jamposs: The Golden Hare of the Sun. He craves the taste of honey and is said to defecate when alarmed.

Sphagniron: An immortal giant with the head of an elephant. He is fond of eating spiders and has beautiful feathered wings.

The Lyphrae: A tribe of fierce warriors that wear loincloths made of catskin and cut off their own ears.

The Cult

The Cult regularly punished those who failed to recruit new members.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/15/17: Venice or Venus

Masquerade time in Venus (Venice)

Fantasy writing published in English-speaking worlds relies heavily on Medieval England as a setting. I suppose it’s because most early fantasy writers were, in fact, English, and then there’s the influence of the Inklings that included J. R. R. Tolkien and C. S. Lewis. It’s a heavy base that has only gotten heavier over the years. Even much of anime takes place in an English never-never land of castles, lords, and country villages. I hear enough grousing about it on social media to suggest that readers, writers, agents, and publishers are tired of it by now.

In contrast, Italian-based settings are not used as much. Historical fantasies using Renaissance Italy can be found without too much trouble, such as R. A. McAvoy’s Damiano trilogy,  but I know of only a few alternate-world Italies. There’s the city of Cittgazza in Phillip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy, the Peninsula of The Hand in Guy Gavriel Kay’s Tigana, and the city of Venus in Tanith Lee’s The Secret Books of Venus quartet, based on an alternate world Venice tilted slightly askew, which is the richest of the three works. I am sure I am missing more.

Writers wanting to create a world with an Italian feel, without it actually being Italy, can use these randomly generated character names.

 

Alternate World Italian Names

Female

Gialladella Elanco

Lanrica Bartenzano

Belitalia Bernessa

Morlina Sante Valsaria

Violina Spinzola

Ensatra Bronerio

Candrelle Castrota

Chanitta Polifazzo

Vitterica Anneta Cerricchi

Sindelise Viparini

Elsatra Ezlisco

Stelladise Romesa

Melandrisa Barzagna

Sabrana Ilazzi

Fioria Scarese

Marghelisa Firoghi

Vittalia Montecricero

Silvria Tazasca

Denaura Rissa Fafitti

Issia d’Pomegiore

Male

Iolamo della Qualmonti

Fortipal d’Pozzio

Antonesco Ercozio

Lucisto Zapala

Terumbro Strazonti

Netasio Paprina

Darchetto Grazzietto

Fiertisto Stratziella

Fornnato Rivghetti

Olmero Firalbio

Palanzo Barbasco

Eurnetto Castroria

Bentavio Torssito

Orestopal Villaligneo

Givtonio Tellgliata

Ranchetto Sforiano

Luvino DeBonatti

Lucigi Bugcina

Givido Canobano

Lesmero Mezzadini

Black Queen VI

Black magic was one of her passions. Over time, she found the blackest.

 

(Artwork by menton3)

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/8/17: Fairground Rides

So many of them sound like video games, don’t they? Probably because both are designed to take their users to a strange, disoriented world full of action and violent motion. With a dozen lists and a randomizer, here’s what I came up with, to create your own travelling carnival or Midway.

 

Nausea-inducing fairground rides

Hyper-Kat

Rocket Loop

Hypersteel

Techno Drive

Sky Demon

Air Chief

Devil Twirl

Sky Panic

Planet Force

Blastwave

Nitro Twirl

Devil Chief

Lunar Jam

Hyper-Vyper

Sky Attack

Magna-X

Megalactic

Lazertumble

Pop-o-Slam

Predator Holocaust

Ultradrop

Schizomania

Exojump

Voodoo Run

California Revolution

UFO Strike

Ultra Thrust

Techno Spin

Fly Master

Exo-Star

Interspin

Sky Destroyer

Aeroquin

Jet Jammer

Hyper Dragon

Crazy Twirl

Jet Spin

Skymaster

Hyperdance

Interpool

Rebel Force

Dynowave

Kinetic Drop

Interscramble

Polar Shot

Star Abyss

Quadromax

Voodoo Riptide

Ninja Twist

Double Slalom

Polar Expedition

Devil’s Empire

Tigerpillar

A little known creature from Chinese mythology, the Tigerpillar combined the ravenous appetite of both creatures.

Worldbuilding Wednesday 11/1/17: Quaint English Towns

Are those two Hobbits in the foreground?

You’re driving along in the English countryside on your way to the next bed-and-breakfast. Villages and towns appear as you turn a bend or crest the hill, then disappear as the road steers you away. Or you’re reading some cozy mystery book set in the British Isles, or a tale of Eldritch horror where innocent characters gather at the pub or on the green. Or you’re a country lad or lass on a fantasy quest, or a Medieval village witch.

Here’s a list of names for those very towns and sleepy villages, whose modern names are distortions of Celtic, Roman, Gaelic, or Saxon forebearers. All randomly generated, but you knew that…

 

Quaint English Towns

Pendmig

Crossnun

Faybrand

Shaftgrin

Candlenor

Hollylindon

Swallowgrin

Bricklon

Charmkess

Rushpod

Borncross

Spyfox

Featherpear

Roylick

Walkwinter

Huntside

Silvermount

Lockmarch

Creampeach

Plainwind

Sandalsnip

Helmby

Cherrymount

Furrowfern

Wayroyal

Arsevek

Harpkill

Buttonform

Grachrull

Grincup

Buttonedge

Lutespire

Watersnip

Helmsrush

Broadwine

Ramburrow

Mournbrow

Camleaf

Lankplume

Teachbrood

Pennybreath

Crosskip

Blisterwit

Sparway

Mighead

Caramask

Histacup

Blandwallow

Strawpenny

Silverspit

Broodgrin

Chickpike

Liegehawk

Gingerthread

Maidgood

Rivergrove

Firebitter

Hullsheaf

Ninethread

Dustfields

Tresswell

Pendlestick

Burnwill

Sparrowkeep

Stoneport

Mountkill

Shaftburn

Broadpan

Spitrake

Fiddlewit

Windnap

Middlewit

Briarcherry

Spellspire

Rivermuster

Scarlock

Lyrebottle

Snipstance

Candlehawk

Chicknum

Stargay