In the 1980s the Russians made their own version of The Hobbit (unauthorized — copyrights, shmopyrights!) for TV.
It is not so big budget, but the acting is delightful. I particularly like the baby crocodile Smaug.
In the 1980s the Russians made their own version of The Hobbit (unauthorized — copyrights, shmopyrights!) for TV.
It is not so big budget, but the acting is delightful. I particularly like the baby crocodile Smaug.
Sauron’s forces on the move
It’s Tolkien Month here on my website! A little odd considering I have been writing mostly erotica and horror, but my roots are in SF and Fantasy. Reading E.R. Eddison’s The Worm Ouroboros, a progenitor of Tolkien’s and a probable influence, has made me appreciate the good professor even more. Not that Eddison is bad, mind you — it’s that by reading his work that I was able to see the historical, literary context behind Tolkien’s, and the roots of modern fantasy itself. And like it or not, Tolkien certainly laid the groundwork.
Other Tolkien scholars have said what I could say 1000% better, so the point of me adding my two cents to the topic is not one of deep analysis. Rather, it’s a scrapbook that highlights what I like, have found, or find interesting about his work, and in particular his publishing history.
Let’s start with an appreciation of Tim Kirk, an artist who gave, in my opinion, one of the best Tolkien interpretations around, and whose vision I prefer over Alan Greene’s and John Howe’s. The orc army above is what I continue to see in my mind’s eye whenever I re-read the trilogy: greenish-skinned, hulking samurai striding out of the mist. I like the way Kirk has limited his palette and chosen to highlight the three figures at the left in detail, while the ones in the rear are more stylized, recalling the work of Barbara Remington’s 1960s Ballantine paperback covers, which I’ll highlight later — all streaming flags and surreal, elongated glaives.
Smaug
This is by far my favorite Smaug. As a teen, I received this calendar containing Kirk’s artwork one Christmas and I remember trying to duplicate his Smaug again and again, to poor result. Again, the palette is limited to murky browns and purples, and the image is clear and iconic. Kirk cuts loose from the book in that Smaug is black, or dark maroon, rather than the red-gold creature of the book, but it’s very effective paired with the creature’s hypnotic, yellow-green eyes, which have side pupils that give him an otherworldly air. And I love the way he lightly yet possessively holds his front talons over the pile of treasure. It’s as if he’s sitting for a portrait.
Galadriel, Celeborn, and Frodo
I was not so fond of this picture as I was of Smaug’s, as Frodo looks unfinished, but again, it’s a good, iconic rendition with a limited palette, muted grays and lavenders contrasting with the more earthy browns of Frodo’s garb. Though described in the calendar as “fan art” these pictures were actually painted by Kirk as part of his Master’s Degree in illustration from California State University. Later he worked commercially, doing cover illustrations for DAW books, and founded his own design firm. In recent years, he served on the advisory board of The Museum of Pop Culture here in Seattle.
Gandalf arrives at Bag End
I find Kirk’s Gandalf the most wizardly, Gandalf-y Gandalf outside of Ian McKellan’s movie depiction. Frodo varies in appearance across the calendar, so taken as a whole the pics are less unified than they could have been, but I assume that since they were for a thesis, they were done over a long period of time and professional publication was not the goal.
Smaug attacks Rivertown
Again the town I see whenever I re-read The Hobbit, though the flying, glowing shadow does not seem to belong to the Smaug in the earlier pic — it seems more like a Nazgul. I like the rich forest greens and jades of the buildings and the yellow lights reflected in the water.
Orc soldiers
Two orcs on the march, perhaps conversing to pass the time. They are the book’s villains, yet, they seem oddly sympathetic here. They’re just a pair of grunts doing their job.
Frodo comes to the end of his journey
I always liked this pic as well. Frodo arrives at the Far Shores, a scene never depicted in the books, only told in postscript. He eagerly climbs up on the foremast to get a batter look. The mountains are green and lush, the city inviting, if a little R’lyeh looking. The domed building, in fact, reminds me a little of Florence cathedral. From here he passes into myth.
What’s a writer to do when they want to set a story, series of stories, novel, or game in a large American city, but can’t for one reason or another? The answer: Make up their own.
H.P. Lovecraft did this well with his Cthulhu Mythos stories, basing the made-up New England city of Arkham on the actual Massachusetts cities of Salem and Boston. Arhkham was set on the fictional Miskatonic River and boasted a university where much of the stories’ action took place, as well as many seedy riverfront dives and run-down Victorian housing where supernatural events also occurred.
In a similar vein, the Batman World’s Gotham City was a stand-in for New York, and Frank Miller’s Sin City (short for Basin City) for Los Angeles, with the similar-sounding Sacred Oaks subbing for Thousand Oaks. The naming of the latter is what I aim to do here, with names twisted to the right, or left, of those in the real world.
Continuing to further flesh out the cities, how about some Broxton baked oysters, the cuilinary specialty of this blue-blooded port city? And have you heard of, perhaps, Persephonia’s Freedom Cannon, which was only fired once, and cracked its iron casing? Or how about Miamö fashion designer Augustus Mercedes, tragically gunned down by a disgruntled ex-lover on his luxury yacht? Stories abound, if one will but write them.
WASHINGTON, DC
Wickington, DC Moonington, DV Washgirdle, DR Waterington, LS Blisterington, DF Thrashington, DC Washseed, DS |
BALTIMORE
Bultimoran Badhimere Boltplior Balbrimora Balteborough Balvimure Baltchausor |
BOSTON
Broxton Bostol Banthon Bostoth Rostoz Baltoch Bostitch |
PHILADELPHIA
Phuladelia Philanterra Persephonia Trilladelphia Phoenixia Shilasandsay Peurredonia |
MIAMI
Liamá Triami Diano Mazori Ziamu Miamö Maiamsta |
NEW YORK CITY
Yew Port City Sédh Raorn City New Tory City New Shorp City Yez Yurk City Newkhurk City Suthnork City |
…into the depths of the sea.
(The Inundation of the Beisboch in 1421, by Lawrence Alma-Tadema)
It’s pretty easy to name a new species of bird. Their beaks and tails adhere to certain shapes, and body parts such as eyes, breasts, and wings share certain features also. Their habitats name them, as well as their food, calls, and mating behavior.
So if you want some fictional avian or avians in your story, you can get one here.
Mermigan
Short-Breasted Forest Wren Pidgekin Scarlet-Tailed Bobber Shearback Ground Fisher Bee-Eating Blue Swift Soft-Tailed Warwill Snowy Finch Canyon Goose Mullsnip Emerald-collared Finch Sedge Thorntail White-Backed Warbler Sagebrush Grouselette |
Ground Swordbill
Rose-Crested Sucker Sultan Swan Soft-Bellied Sismou Sapphire Spineback Rose-Throated Creeper Long-Tailed Lowlands Jay Gypsy Bluff Ibis Saddletail Whooping Spadebird Parokha Long-Eyed Prairie Pigeon Woodriole Whiskered Sickleback Double-Plumed Kakarata |
Glossy-Spotted Spadewing
Gray-Backed Swift Pidgeonette Screaming Pheasant Evening Redback Emerald-Crested Mullboola Russet Scythebird Golden Creeper Bush Goose Glossy-Chinned Stork Forest Redbird Short-Rumped Warkin Sedge Stork Sapphire-Tailed Parakeet Lesser Coslet |
What is more horrifying to see… a dead mouse, or one so obviously transformed by genetic manipulation?
Guinevere’s getting ideas
Sometimes, when writing fantasy SF, or some mixture of both skewed sideways and viewed through a mirror, a writer likes to be clever and insert some obviously intentional fictional replacement for a real-world person, place, or thing. For example, Poppy Z. Brite’s novella Plastic Jesus was about a 1960s rock band called the Kyddz, the name a clear stand-in for The Beatles, which didn’t exist in the novella’s world, right down to the intentional misspelling.
Since it’s Valentine’s Day. I played around with the titles of some well-renowned love stories that fiction writers or game designers can use for local color, or perhaps a story inside a story.
Pride and Prejudice
Pride and Blackfellows Love and Gristle Harmony and Librarianship Vigilance and Defense Youth and Pachouli Pride and the Hairbrush Purity and Pretense Peace and Prejudice Loneliness and Jaundice Logic and Stability Clarity and Justice Doom and Prestidigitation Villainy and Pratfalls |
Romeo and Juliet
Romaeo and Charmiet Rapáe and Phea Romey and Julie Rolei and Signe Ramoo and Aila Moyee and Neviah Ruqueo and Fariet
Wuthering Heights Foraging Heifers Thieving Highs Weathering Hells Stalking Kirtles Blustering Quoits |
Lady Chatterly’s Lover
Lacy Bradderly’s Villain Dame Chasttelin’s Gamekeeper Lady Chappesty’s Gypsy Lady Tytterly’s Ouevre Lanie Drattesny’s Lovely
Anna Karenina Annie Karabethina Ashlee Karenssa Strella Kadryxna Gretta Kekyvaina Salda Karenina Anna Karenobel Trista Karylvania Sara Sarenina Inga Katherina |
The ritual was about to begin. She masked herself accordingly.