In addition to the toy lines and TV series, Transformers had a successful comic book run. Not surprising as Marvel helped create them.
As the picture above ** suggests, some Transformers just never made the grade. Since part of the fun of them are those oh-so-easily parodied names, here’s a list of those Autobots and Decepticons who never should have been born. I’ll call them Aborticons.
Aborticons
| Cosmiclutter
Dirtbag Lumplizard Dinofart Kittenstrike Hysteridemic Crunkbrawl Skysnort Menhonk Hypimple Moonbacon Polyfluff Thunderstool Mouthbreather Neurotoast |
Hydrogutter
Gunkhead Transpanic Hamscorch Nitrosplat Necropissant Acceleraver Lousebite Electrasnot Jetwaffle Unimuddle Blitzmew Battleglob Toastette Plasmapunk |
** They are robots. Why do they need pink, fleshy tongues?
